JD Vance doesn't even need the Feng Shui to blame the furniture.
Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩
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💤 I'm an underrated account from a bygone era. Online, I'm a cool guy, but, IRL, I'm pretty boring. I was born a man, but I'm a genderless species called "Steven". My pronouns are who/cares. 🥱
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I dunno, I made this 9/11 joke the year I joined Bluesky that made my mom literally laugh audibly out loud in a restaurant. You can judge me on how funny it was, but, I guess, those who laugh go to hell, as the saying goes.
person dies on 9/11, gets reincarnated as a baby parents try to feed him Parents: "Here comes the airplane!" Baby: starts getting PTSD flashbacks, cries harder
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Hey, it's always good to have confirmation.
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"Now that's a frog."
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Also, we know we're gonna get a Mario Movie 2 trailer, but what if Nintendo reveals that Charles Martinet will reprise his role as Mario's dad?
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Nintendo announces Mario as a DLC character for Sonic CrossWorlds.
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"Would you like a dog, like a dog, like a dog, like a dog, like Kipper?"
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That was the day Jimmy Fallon finally grew a spine.
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it's ticking.
