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e.w. niedermeyer
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this gentle soul, cyberbullying elon musk since 2015, author of "ludicrous: the unvarnished story of tesla motors" (2019), cohost of the autonocast, program director for the ride ai summit, occasional shark
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I remember undergoing like 20 minutes of forced education in the principles of "Ze Byton Life" in order to ride in one of their prototypes at CES a while back, and I remember nothing about it except for how funny German automotive marketing arrogance with Chinese characteristics was
Yall remember Byton? There are two prototypes concepts in the bay area kind of rotting in the sun
This Once-Promising Chinese EV Is Now Rotting In Northern California
The Byton K-Byte could have been a rival to the Model S, but the brand failed to launch. Here's what's left of it.
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Trump got the White House looking like a Chevy Cavalier he threw the entire Pep Boys catalog at
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images are broken (ugh) but I wrote about this a while back
niedermeyer.online/2024/07/24/a...
Awaiting The Apocalypse With Elon Musk
By our AI generated sludge, ye shall know us.
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when DALL-E Mini first came out, I asked it to show me self-driving cars, and it only depicted two archetypes: one, a pod-like vehicle similar to Google's "Firefly," and the other modeled on a Tesla interior, with steering wheel and even human arms. AI is poisoned by Elon's online misinformation.
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if I had to guess, I'd say this is an artifact of one person with a remarkably similar name being attributed with a dizzying array of otherworldly scientific and technological abilities and breakthroughs on the internet corpus these systems are trained on
who is "elara voss," and why is she everywhere? the story of an a.i. glitch/cryptid/culture hero/artifact maxread.substack.com/p/who-is-ela...
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from "How To Make a Computer Appear Intelligent" [PDF]
ebiquity.umbc.edu/_file_direct...
https://ebiquity.umbc.edu/_file_directory_/papers/1284.pdf
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"The author of an 'artificially intelligent' program is... clearly setting out to fool some observers for some time. His success can be measured by the percentage of the exposed observers who have been fooled multiplied by the length of time they have failed to catch on"
Joseph Weizenbaum, 1962
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go ride a Waymo in San Francisco, we got a lot more than just "advanced safety systems"... and since I'm already aaaakshuallying you, autonomous driving research hasn't really improved safety systems in production vehicles all that much, most proven safety systems are remarkably crude by comparison
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