Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
Apparently he hasn’t made any public appearances or gone in front of the press since Tuesday, as of last night at least. He’s also sailing past his record for how long he’s gone without golfing.
I’m not saying they’re setting up the Weekend at Bernie’s even now, but I’m not not saying.
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