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Sid Oozeley

@oozeley.bsky.social

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#1 world champion goblin expert

rhode island's #1 son

he/him

hobbyist science-fantasy novelist

college student/attempted English major

thunder thigh enthusiast

pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social drawing that looks cool

  1. the american dream isn't actually owning a house. that's a polite euphemism. it's a dream americans have once a year about being a farmer whose herd of cattle conspire to seal them in a house so the other livestock can run a train on them. sort of a cross between straw dogs and charlotte's web

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  2. people make fun of power scalers, but i feel like the people who argue how their media/ship ticks the largest number of progressive boxes as proof that they are morally superior to others are infinitely worse

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  3. My dad used to play DND with his friends all the time, and we watched Honor Among Thieves together.

    So I made him a gelatinous cube.

    His name is Bob.

    He eats people. Unless they make a DC 12 Dexterity saving throw.

    But he's very friendly.

    Please be kind to Bob. 🧶 🧊🟢

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