Envious. Every time I’ve tried to start a routine “before child is up”, child decides to have a new morning wake up time…
L•Lindsey
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Now, this, kids, is how you open an essay:
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/06/o...
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Perfect example of why I’m procrastinating on potty training…
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Tender respect for spiders. Freelance assassins in the bug war. No rent, no complaints, just vibes and beautiful death traps. goth roombas.
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The bossiness is a blessing when they will at least tell you exactly what you should be saying during pretend play
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ASHLEIGH: we’re going to the ralleigh
ANDRE: is it todae
THOM: no it’s thomorrow
STEPHEN: at sephen o’clock
MICHAEL: how much were the tichaets
PHOEBE: they were phroe
MARGOT: oh man i wish i could got
GEOFF: me too i’m geolous
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Tchaikovsky's rivals having to begrudgingly admit that his new song really does sound like something a sugar plum fairy would dance to.
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Why is no one talking about this
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Fifth Third is the dumbest name for anything.
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mr mag007
The next James Bond should be a short, elderly, extremely nearsighted man who survives adventures he is unaware of through sheer luck
