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  1. db2.bsky.social profile picture

    He really doesn't want to play, but he has to represent America. It's a sacrifice he makes for the little people.

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  2. Those are actually the crystal vases he stole from a neglected, oft ignored corner of the Bedminster course.

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  3. Right! The super secret club championship.

    And by win he means cheated his way thru with his caddy dropping balls & trump pushing balls across the green into the hole.

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  4. So effing ironic that the demographic that bitched the most about participation trophies installed this turd as president.

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  5. His ball dropping caddies are working overtime!

    Bet he shot a 17. One of his caddies dropped it in a hole, then ran to the next hole & dropped it in there too.

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  6. If your heart ain’t into it why you spending 1/3 of your time and millions of our dollars to do it?

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  7. Dear SCOTUS: You handed Trump the planet: It's not just that he cheats at golf, he is wholly delusional and demented and he is the most powerful man on the planet ruling our lives and the planet to destruction

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  8. Put his fake fat butt in a real tournament, not one like his beauty pageants. #Creeper'nChief #Pedo'nChief #JabbathePutt #TuckerFrump

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  9. Too bad papa Fred chose to skip watching his Donnie lose at field day tug-o-war. Now we all have to repeatedly watch Donnie lose, watch him pretend that he wins, and then pay him to do it. #EpsteinFiles

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  10. Now this is fake news.

    I don't even see him having a GHIN handicap, which would mean he'd have to play as a +0. It would be virtually impossible for him to win.

    Eric is a +13 handicap and Ivanka +20. Both believable.

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  11. When he finally kicks the bucket-gives up the ghost-buys the farm, his PR staff (he’ll of course still have one, on our dime), will be regularly announcing his club championship wins..

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  12. With his caddy equipped with the automatic ball drop feature, Trump is going to be competitive no matter if the field is mindless followers who enjoy overpaying for mediocre facilities, or not.

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  13. #trumplardo claimed earlier this year he saved over a billion farms in Iowa from bankruptcy.

    Over a billion.

    I'm sure he's won at least a zillion golf plastic trophies.

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  14. Supreme Leader then slayed the mighty dragon, whilst emitting farts that smelled of fresh baked cinnamon rolls

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  15. Fukkin cheater!!! 🖕🏽🤬🖕🏽 Another caddy caught dropping a golf ball for Trump. This time it was at Bedminster. This footage is from Saturday, the day the White House announced Trump won the “2025 Men’s Senior Club Championship.”

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  16. I want to hear from the other players. Do they happily give this turd the champ each year? Snowflake can’t handle to not cheat to win.

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  17. The orange TACO can fuck all the way off! His heart is with the USA? He has no heart and gives not one fuck about this country. Trump only cares about himself. And why is he always "winning" when he's the biggest loser to ever walk the earth in modern day history?

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  18. Does Trump get to cheat in his fake golf championships like he did in Scotland? Get his caddy to find his ball in the deep rough and toss it on the fairway.

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  19. His heart is only for America! (and maybe a side 4-day fling with Scotland - "But that was nothin' to me baby - you know I gotta' flog the other courses from time to time...")

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  20. This always reminds me of Putin scoring 8 goals in a game against former NHL players. It was like watching a child playing against grownups who were pandering to him.

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  21. Has he ever lost a club championship at one of his clubs?

    Asking for a friend....

    Let's put him in the Golf Hall of Fame (he would be more pleased with that than winning the Nobel Peace Prize).

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  22. He has no idea how pathetic and desperate he sounds. We have all seen him cheat just last weekend, and his swing is horrible. He probably golfs in the high 90s at best. Only because you can't golf as much as he does and not shoot at least that. Based on mechanics, I would say 100.

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  23. ...but we saw on camera that your caddie discreetly dropped a ball for you during your last recent games at Scotland thinking no one was watching.

    So did you really win the championship?

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  24. Cheating limp dick fuck head! Or is it fuckhead? Either way, we know who I'm talking about #FDT

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  25. I bet he didn't win any trophies when he was young. Oh, that's right, he had bone spurs.

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