We found our Bizarro for the sequel!
Superman star enlists in ICE as fans say he's 'lost his mind'
Dean Cain joined the ranks of ICE as he proudly declared his dedication to deporting undocumented immigrants from the United States.
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Hard right turn. Hopefully he never acts again.
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Wait, Dean Cain has fans?
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Has James Woods signed up yet? Just curious. #StopTheCoup #ToppleTheTyrant #FightFascism
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Can't find an acting job.
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Dean is such a dick
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Cain is a pathetic attention-seeker who hasn’t been relevant in decades. I’d feel sorry for him if he weren’t so pathetic and deplorable.
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Acting as an ICE agent is the only part he can get
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What a trajectory: from championing "illegal aliens" to hunting them...
Piece of shit.
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Huh. When I saw he was trending, I assumed he had died. Disappointed it's this instead.
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The amount of self-hatred you'd need to do this, while having some Japanese ancestry, is baffling.
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Weeeeell, That's the End of his acting career...
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Maybe he just needed a steady income?
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Affirms my decision to not see the movie.
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Dude, he’s unemployed and unemployable in his field. What else is he going to do?
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Superman was created by Jewish refugees fleeing the Holocaust. They wanted to create a hero that could bring hope and salvation to children of all races and creeds.
Not even a fucking children's comic book from 95 years ago fails to make these maggots look bad by comparison.
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POS
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Kevin Sorbo and Scott Baio are sitting at home shitting themselves!
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I saw his video. Can't believe he "voted for" this crap, nor can l believe the extreme perks and $$ being offered to recruits. To hunt people. So sick.
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Before I was banned from that other place (back in 2017) I was proudly blocked by this idiot. To this day I say that with pride!
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Is he dating Rob Schneider now?
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Send him to breach a door. He won't even need a vest!
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Man, he'll do anything to try to stay relevant, won't he?
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What an asshole
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Superman became a real superhero ! Way to stand up and make a difference the haters here hate Tillman too
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Ladies are encouraged to feel bad if they try to gain online attention with a forty year old picture.
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And I felt bad for him when the cast of Comic Book Men made him cut slices of cake for customers on their show! Let him EAT cake!! 🤣
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So let’s boycott this zero and his movies. Don’t spend a dime on that piece of shit.
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Dean Caine's acting career is so in the toilet that he decided that kidnap gang thug would look better on his Resume.
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@geeksaladradio.bsky.social good career move.
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He needs the money:
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He was in that episode of Burn Notice.
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He is a low life washed up has-been.
No one and I mean NO ONE cares about dean - he lost all relevance years ago so now he’s trying to get attention with this ice shenanigans.
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Not enough balls to join the military but enough ego, testosterone, and adrenaline to join ICE.
Never liked him.
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Ummm he has fans?? 🤣
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This is the first work he’s gotten since 1998
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Everything is insane
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He'll be fighting the Freedom Fighters on Earth-X, if you know who I mean.
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Irrelevant former celebrity sees potential paycheque in current conservative / magasphere superman insecurity, joins ICE in attempt to boost Cameo sales
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I'm waiting for Jon Voight and Mel Gibson to join.
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He hasn't lost his mind. He is a Nazi.
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We always knew he was shit
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An irrelevant douchebag looking for a little bit of attention.
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which superman actor is he?
like is he the one from this year?
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🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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Funny, for someone who made his career pretending to be an alien helping Americans.
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Someone's desperate for work. Can Kevin Sorbo be far behind?
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He will have a heart attack when he runs after a fit, faster man.
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Washed up actor!
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Fat, old, out of work actor with delusions of saving the world needs a gig. Guessing he needs that singing bonus. I give him a week before he decides he can't handle it, because people will hate him even more now.
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He needs the salary and signing bonus
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Off to a tribunal with this piece of shit
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You do understand that he has been overcompensating his masculinity for decades for a reason
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Nah he’ll be in his buddy movie series with Kevin sorbo
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Kevin Sorbo can't be too far behind. #ItHasHappenedHere
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Yuck!!!
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sorbo and baio are next
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He doesn't deserve fame or recognition. May he go down unremembered and broke.
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1/2. No mental health screenings for these new ICE hires? Our gov’t. fired, furloughed, laid off, more than 260,000+ federal workers to hire vigilante wannabes to intimidate, put into custody, relocate people who committed no crimes except escaping bad situations in other countries to live here.
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No - that trumpy loser should never work again - anywhere
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Now that is the one the monkeys should be calling Super Shit
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Shatner used to tell a story at conventions about how he got into a real life fight once, forgetting he wasn't really Captain Kirk, and they weren't real stunt men. According to him, it didn't go well.
Dean is gonna get a big surprise. Love that for him.
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What is he, like 50. Grandstanding has-been.
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A blind man could have seen this headline coming from a mile away
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Is he on the list?
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I imagine this is loser Dean Cain’s road to employment— and trying to stay relevant.
How pathetic that Cain doesn’t realize he’s advertising that he is devoid of integrity.
#GOPfascists #TrumpIsAmericasHitler
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No, he should have to hand in his cape.
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I’ve always said that actors are not necessarily intelligent. At all. Same for most celebs. They look good on camera, is all, and that’s it.
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He’s another has-been maga dirtbag.
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Himbo
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Former fans surely.
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I’ll never watch another movie or show that this man is in
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Dean Cain is an Bizarro idiot.
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Luthor changed from orange shaped head to orange colored face.
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The Superman curse takes another actor. The poor man has lost his mind.
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What a dipsh*#.
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Since Lois & Clark, Cain's roles have mostly been in "movies" so obscure as to have no Wiki entry of their own, or TV appearances where he plays himself.
Playing an anonymous masked thug in ICE would be a step up in his parts.
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Trying to make himself relevant again, maybe he can partner up with Sorbo
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Dean Cain has a diverse heritage. His birth name is Dean Tanaka, and he is of Japanese descent through his biological father, Roger Tanaka. His paternal grandfather was also of Japanese background.
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Dean Cain hasn't been a "star" since the late 1990s. Sad and pathetic.
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Right. Next you're going to tell me that Hercules is a right wing nutjob.
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Not his mind ..regular paychecks. Obviously this former TV personality needs some fast cash.
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The only job he could get.
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Further disgracing the name of Superman. God I loved Lois and Clark. Now he is literally the worse Superman ever.
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The only good alternative Superman story was when he grew up in the USSR under Stalin:
Superman: Red Son | Official Trailer (2020)
YouTube video by DC
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He's been a far-right asshole for a while now.
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He won't be wearing a mask but wearing a sign that says: It's Cain Everybody! Because he desperately wants attentiopn.
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Just working for the clampdown. youtu.be/_lt4O-EHNnw
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Do you think he'll get a horse? Do you think he'll fall off the horse? I just think that would be funny. I would feel bad for the horse, though.
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Nah, Bizarro still had some redeeming qualities.
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Now he hates truth, freedom and the American way! He joined Pres. Luthor and now he wants to stomp migrants for him.
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If this isn’t a spoof then it’s definitely because he can no longer get an acting gig
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I didn't know he was still alive.
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He finally got a job, 3 decades after Superman ended. Go Dean, you Nazi bastard!
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What an ass, looking forward to his court date.
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Well he missed the whole goddamn point of his character, didn’t he?
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Fans say he’s “lost his mind” so we’re giving him a gun?
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Didn't have him down as a cunt.
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He’s a d lister at best. Next will have Kid Rock and Scott Baio joining. The D list brigade!
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Oh, I have something for this!
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I really loved Dean in Lois and Clark. Like favorite show level. But MAGA rots the brain.
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I'm going to say it again: It's the $50,000 signing bonus.
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Booo
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Is it because he gets called Mexican too much?
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Mr Irrelevant strikes again.
Hopefully he meets up with a targeted individual who fights back.
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Lol, isn't he like 60?😅
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That asshole is half Asian
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What the actual…. ?!? 🤦♀️
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I’m glad he’s found work.
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The guy has a serious self esteem issue. Yikes.
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Bummer. I had great memories of watching that show as a kid. I guess the storyline was really closer to “the boys” all along.
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Waiting for ICE to use this nutbomb on recruiting ads, in costume a la Captain America
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From the article "a report from the Cato Institute determined 93% of individuals arrested never committed a violent crime. So far, just over 200,000 individuals have been reportedly detained by ICE. Dean claimed Trump arrested "the worst of the worst.""
#deanCain is not #superman
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That's news. Dean Cain has friends?
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Or maybe Ultraman (the evil Superman from Earth-3, not the Japanese hero)
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Dress up Superman working for dress up Barbie Noem
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“Star” is doing some heavy lifting in that sentence.
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NotSee
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MAGA restoring another aspect of days past - fascists in Hollywood.
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if he's just broke, why wouldn't he just say that?
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Subpar Man
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That’s mean…. To Bizarro. He doesn’t deserve to compared to Dean Cain
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Congrats on finally being employed.
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What a douchebag
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he got a raise
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He’s a forgotten narcissist, fitting
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Well I know most immigrants can outrun him. He better get in shape and lay off the orange kool-aid and Big Macs. I honestly think if he showed up to arrest people, they should just hit him with a moss covered rock and call it Kryptonite.
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That joker needed $$$$!!
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I think he’s more good as Ultraman
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Hey that's not nice Bizarro is a good boi don't compare him to dean cain
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What a fucking idiot! I won’t be watching his movie!!
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I hope he learns the true meaning of FAFO
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Cain is a has-been actor and an attention seeking hoor.
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He needed the signing bonus
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He’s still alive!?
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Maybe Dean Cain should hop on a horse and we'll all cross our fingers
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Wait?!?! Superman is an illegal immigrant.
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Pathetically seeking relevancy and some headlines to revive his moribund career.
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Fans. 😂
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Please, Pat. He's not even worthy of playing Bananaman.
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It’s not like he was working. Gotta get that signing bonus.
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I think he REALLY needs that signing bonus.
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He and James Woods and that one crazy Quaid bro can all ride around feelin' 'tough'
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Dean Cain has been impeached and is no longer a Superman.
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I think I need to see Superman’s “documents”. What, did he just fly over the border?😇
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I would just simply not give him work.
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Mar-a-lago’s golden toilets need scrubbing also, Dean.
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Bum needs the money!
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Please stop calling this Fascism. Maga doesn't understand how Fascism is a Tyrannical Regime dressed up as democracy. If we're to save American Democracy this is what we need to do. Maga have been fooled into becoming Traitors & they dk it yet. bsky.app/profile/vlf7...
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Must need the money
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What a friggin nut job! I call them the Three Stooges… Dean Cain, Scott Bio and John Voight. All actors who have lost their mind and their money.
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Bizarro? More like bozo.
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.........................is irony even irony anymore?
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This is why I have always been against idolizing actors. People should appreciate them for their art and performance but don't put them on this massive pedestal where they become the north star for your moral compass.
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Wow, what a piece of shit he turned out to be. Not much of an actor anyway. I can't think of anything he's done since superman. I'll continue to ignore anything he may be in
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Racism is his Kryptonite.
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He was a horrible Superman.
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Didn't this guy go to jail for murdering his pregnant wife or something?
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Is this why Noem said today they are removing all age limits for ICE Agents
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He’s dead to me now. Not that I ever cared but now I hate him.
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Based on the physiques I have seen of some of the ICE agents, I think he has pre-qualified.
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He should have stayed in the phone booth.
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Well, when you’re not working anywhere else…
Also, fck Dean Cain.
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No great loss...
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once dean aged out of cute, viewers saw he cain't act
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Guess they don’t have fitness tests
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Why do we never hear what Gerard Christopher is doing
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Can’t, get work because his ideas are out of touch. pathetic excuse of a man.
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Omg 🤦🏽♀️
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This is America, not that fuckwit
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Seriously...holy!!
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I'd rather wait tables
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Dean Cain is broke and the 50k bonus is a plus
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He's trying to stay relevant by saying crazy shit. It’s what people like him do.
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New villain: Baggadix
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“Me think ICE important for America safety.”
“Luthor, what have you done?”
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Oops he mentioned pedophiles… #trumpisapedofiles #epsteinfiles
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wtf
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Apparently Dean never understood what Superman was all about. And Dean, changing movie and cartoon characters “for these times” is a horrible idea.
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Some people join ICE to hurt, torture, maim, and/or kill people.
It doesn’t matter who they are.
Mercenaries who signed up for assignments in the Middle East got a lot of money to risk their lives, but the thrill of the kill was their in their blood.
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This is how he sees himself .
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Between Dean Cain and Kevin Sorbo, I'm starting to think that the less I know about the actors in 90s TV shows I enjoyed, the better.
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He’s a washed out never was.
#HasBeen
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Searching for relevance
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Well, he got his 15 minutes of fame. He will now be out of work, soon be out of money, & normal human beings will always hate him over his MAGAt values. Lack of critical thinking skills will get you in the end.
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Let's deport this Japanese-Canadian first, I'd say.
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He has always been a creepy a-hole
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Wow. What an asshole. Fuck that guy.
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Well, even washed up has-been actors have to make a living somehow. He's so desperate to re-capture his "superhero" days that he's wllling to cosplay one as an odious ICE agent.
