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Hello. I'm an adult human.

Left to my own devices, I would be a borderline cat hoarder.

Was not homeschooled by a pigeon.

  1. People explaining the logistics of ding dong ditch vs people ranting about it on NextDoor accounts for half the traffic on it.

    The other half is an even split of “my neighbor is doing something on their property I don’t approve of” and “someone is walking my neighborhood while black!!!”

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  2. Oligarchs: “Ooops, the mask has slipped off at the government we’ve bought, and now the plebes are aware of it, and have stopped blindly funneling their money to us.

    Quick, mobilize the national guard! Wasn’t that included in the package?!?!?”

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  3. Probably not. I went to a law school whose faculty seemed mostly sane, at least in a classroom environment. Eventually I got invited to a 1L social with the dean and half the faculty. It was less of a get together and more of a RNCL soft pitch. I felt ambushed.

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