Proper punctuation, including punctuation correctly nested within quotation marks, tells me that the motherfucker didn’t write this.

What kind of world are we living in when The Onion is the only rag of colic balls and strikes?

god look at that stupid fucking tie

trash kebab

People are going to get killed.

This would explain why the administration is continuously litigating the 2016 election from the press of podium. Accusations = admissions, and all that.

or possibly the senate

with a leopard firmly attached to that very same face

TP loved their carnitas (when available)

what would ever have given him THAT idea