“Some pooped on Pelosi’s desk so others could piss on the Constitution. It’s our turn boys… see if you can emancipate it into his mouth!”
Burt Handsome
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Dad Teacher Bluey Lover
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Arnold Schwarzenegger "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought mmmeeeaaaaaybe sometime after we let the voters help us redraw districts… because I made a promise."
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It’s such a secret, he never uses it.
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“He also said ‘ there’s no way your name is in the Epstein Files cuz you’re such a good, smart, well-smelling, small-ankled man and only crooked, cankled dems are in them Files.’ Then he said ‘if Ivanka wasn’t your daughter you totally could have had sex with her and no one would think it weird.’
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This is actually exactly what it looked like when Dr. Mindbender mixed up the DNA to create Serpentor.
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The people asking him to host:
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Trump and MAGA love honoring losers who get their asses kicked. So many trophies, medals, and statues for the losing side of history.
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Smokey Robinson & the Perfectly Reasonable, Explainable, Everyday Occurances
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ABB