“I gave my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lot” sounds like the filthiest euphemism I have ever heard.
Cracker Barrels are not “unique.” They are a corporate parody of local country restaurants. Corporate America specializes in plastic imitations of real life experiences. Next time leave the interstate long enough to drive into town. Find a restaurant with work trucks around it. Eat there.
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