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a sentient bag of electrified meat and various fluids

  1. I then saw movement in my periphery and looked over to see the officer motioning to roll down my window.

    I did.

    "IS THAT A CORGIE?" confused "IS THAT A CORGIE?"

    At that moment, my dog sat up.

    "OH! That is NOT a corgie!"

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  2. One time I was driving with my dog in my car. The way she was lying, I guess her ears were sticking up. I stopped at a stoplight, noticed a police officer was beside me, I did my best to look straight ahead and not look like I'd noticed.

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