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RagingBuddha

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Enlightened, with semi regular fits of rage and a little sarcastic.

  1. My idea of a joke that is a little bit dark.

    I was going to kill myself today, but then I thought of all the people who would be happy about it.

    Spite Is literally my reason for living now.

    I'm just a people person!

    ALT: a man talking on a cell phone in front of a yellow school bus with the words whatcha doin '
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  2. Look, if you can't tolerate being called a cunt, we can't be friends.

    1. You can call me a cunt all you like, I appreciate honesty.

    2. If you don't want to be called one don't be one.

    3. I call my best friends a bunch of cunts constantly.

    ALT: a woman in an apron is talking to another woman in a bridal store .
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  3. This life gives us enough to worry about without people unnecessarily piling on.

    Try to remain focused on what matters and what is controllable.

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  4. Why, if you were being attacked by an alien from the alien franchise would they find a group still sitting in their chairs torn to bits?

    It's these details that make it for me, you know? No one is sitting in their chair waiting for their turn to be dismembered. πŸ˜‚ There's only one alien.

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  5. When historians discuss the fall of the United States of America they will say the collapse resulted from greed and an uneducated populace, devoid of critical thinking skills.

    Everything is for sale here. Little d donny is just presiding over the final auction.

    #FDT

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