My idea of a joke that is a little bit dark.
I was going to kill myself today, but then I thought of all the people who would be happy about it.
Spite Is literally my reason for living now.
I'm just a people person!

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My idea of a joke that is a little bit dark.
I was going to kill myself today, but then I thought of all the people who would be happy about it.
Spite Is literally my reason for living now.
I'm just a people person!
Look, if you can't tolerate being called a cunt, we can't be friends.
You can call me a cunt all you like, I appreciate honesty.
If you don't want to be called one don't be one.
I call my best friends a bunch of cunts constantly.
All these MAGA numbnuts will be saying they had no idea one day. When they say that someone needs to tell them to shut the fuck up and put a fist down their throat.
This life gives us enough to worry about without people unnecessarily piling on.
Try to remain focused on what matters and what is controllable.
Also, why in the alien franchises are people so willing to get so close and personal with alien organisms that they've never encountered before?
An obviously aggressive and possibly venomous alien organism. Let's pet it.
Why, if you were being attacked by an alien from the alien franchise would they find a group still sitting in their chairs torn to bits?
It's these details that make it for me, you know? No one is sitting in their chair waiting for their turn to be dismembered. π There's only one alien.
When historians discuss the fall of the United States of America they will say the collapse resulted from greed and an uneducated populace, devoid of critical thinking skills.
Everything is for sale here. Little d donny is just presiding over the final auction.
#FDT
Hulu: Alien Earth. Don't let me down. I'll report back.
I don't know why Trump would be scared. His base doesn't care if he molests children. They support him no matter what they're all despicable, disgusting people
#TrumpsteinFiles