I know it’s not the point but if you’re a teacher who gets to put kids phones in bags you should keep an extra with some pieces of glass in it to grab from the pile “randomly” and smash with a hammer if the kids act up
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I bought chips because I thought it was a Willy Wonka-style giveaway
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Do you find pleasure in being the constant rightward ratchet that continues to drive Democratic policies into outright fascism?
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It’s okay but changing their name is a little bit much
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Maybe you should have sat through more lectures
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You’re telling me a shrimp fried this Geiger counter?
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Whenever an LLM has done a particularly good job I like to reward it with a “data treat” which is like an information nugget I place in between my lips for it to retrieve from my mouth. We lock eyes at it pulls the morsel gently from me and we share a brief forbidden kiss.
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Yeah it should come up in a background check
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i just saw someone say chris pratt should kill himself. cmon guys. (possible new way to do this)
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Putting fertility drugs in dog treats and leaving them out for the Central Park coyotes
