I sincerely believe this is Gavin Newsom's inner monologue:
i love you president teeth. i mean president newteeth. no. president toothsome. presidenture newteeth some. FUCK i. love. president. chewsom
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beware the smiler after the beast
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Critize Newsom or anyone else, just do it with facts, if you are able.
We all must criticize our representatives but also give them credit for the good they do. Stupid, unsupported comments just makes you look and sound stuipd.
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never trust the yakubians and their promises of money and false prosperity
they're lies
lies from between pearly teeth
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I found his first campaign ad youtu.be/FtJuiTAR29E?...
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nah dude looks like The Smiler but he's The Beast. Doesn't want to be president cause he wants to fuck with us, he just vaguely sucks and wants power and has no interiority and doesn't care about anything
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Literally my thoughts about him the entire time, that and the mayor from Jaws.
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Transmet has been on my mind a lot lately. Too close to home.
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He was definitely a Transmetro character risen too late.
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Thank God someone else has read Transmetropolitan on here
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Handsome Jack
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The fuckin Smiler. It's apt.
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who the hell is Gavin Newsome?
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As soon as somebody called him Newscum, it clicked for me.
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I hate hate hate smiles like his
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his grin is so uh...
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The Smiler.
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wasn't the point in the comic that the alternative to that psycho was a literal nazi?
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I wouldn't doubt it
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Transmetropolitan?
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There is a non-zero chance the smiler was based on Newsom
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Vote for me, the brave liberal who will flame out long before election season but still get the nomination at -65 popularity.
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Liberals need to be prosecuted right alongside the right-wingers.
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he only smiles like that because charlie kirk has all the gums.
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We need Spider Jerusalem more than ever.
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Could also apply to keir starmer.
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@tallbart.com wild thread
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For anyone who has actually been following this thread: The OP has been talking out of his behind. The California legislature has PASSED Newsom's socialized insulin manufacturing bill and the trial phase is underway. As are as I know this is the only Socialized drug made by any state. so HUH?
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Weird thing is until this moment I was planning on supporting booker for president, but if he can triggers the trolls this much then he's the man I want to run. Will send my dollars to him. Thank you for clarifying my thinking. And whoever is creating these memes does not understand Americans.
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Please enlighten us ignorant East Coasters, what policies did he enact during his time as governor that give you this impression? Actual policies please, not vibes.
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Has he said he wants to run for president?
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I knew his rictus grin felt familiar, and now I know why.
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That's all politicians in a nutshell
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I was reading some Transmetropolitan recently and wow, if you look past the edginess it still hits pretty hard today
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And this is his to-do list:
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I reread Transmetropolitan recently, and it really felt prophetic at times.
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"He's not all there. Head full of bad wiring and a hidden bleakness... there's hate in there."
I don't think I'll ever forget the image of Newsom personally tearing down a homeless encampment just to turn around and go that we're "neglecting people who are struggling". Cruelty disguised as empathy.
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The only plus side to him gaining any kind of traction is that I'm able to stand firm with others who, oh idk, believe in rights/human rights, where I've always been and say in unison loudly
'That ain't no man, that's a demon!'
That way at least when he rips of his human skin we know we spoke up.
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HahahHah
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big part of why im skeptical of Newsom's chances outside of California. he's the spitting image of the 90s Comically Evil Politician, and i dont think any amount of media training is gonna get him around that whole vibe
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This is who I see every time that creep comes up.
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Seems accurate
Now do Trump and Buttigieg
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Welp guess this is gonna be my Flypaper Post of the Day.
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Damn if only we had an irl Spider Jerusalem to get in these fuckers heads
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I am conflicted about him. As much as I love responding to Drumpf in kind, I like politicians who are more trying to create a new form of politicking, rather than using the Republicans' such as Crockett, Mamdani, and Ocasio-Cortez.
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The resemblance really is uncanny.
