He was just in the news a couple weeks ago again because he had another warrant issued for his arrest after he missed a court date for yet another driving incident.
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Evangelical endorsement in 5…4…3…2….🫣
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AFAICT, he’s just about the last immature, entitled asshole with ZERO personal character you want to represent you except for maybe a dementia addled clown tarted up with orange make up, his children and their spouses, MTG, her (ex)husband, Lauren Boebert, her (ex)husband…..
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That's Byron Donald's seat. LOL.
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Let him get the nomination and fuck up another safe (R) seat!
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Sorta wish it was the 13th, the battle between him and Luna-tic would have been awesome!
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I’d like to see the statistics on maga vs dem DUI. I know that alcoholism affects all demographics but we also know that maga thinks they’re more entitled to do anything unlawful and not pay consequences.
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Give him a break, he probably just got distracted fondling his cousin.
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He will fit right in with the Florida trash.
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Even Republicans hate him. This SHOULD be an easy win for a Democrat, but it depends on how gerrymandered the district is.
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Cawthorn’s twisted machismo, sketchy legal history, and lack of intelligence should qualify him for a cabinet post or WH staff position, but Donnie doesn’t like wheelchairs: “Nobody wants to see that.” Sad.
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He is quoted as saying the car accident "slowed his brain down and made him less intelligent"...perfect for the Republicans then.
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I’ll miss another court date because of a driving incident. Sounds like he’s a perfect candidate for the state of Florida.
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He was great at pummeling dead trees
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Didn’t he resign in disgrace and call out his fellow caucus for having like…drug-fueled orgies or something?
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It's Florida. They are fine with criminals.
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He can run?
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Can’t get a job because of a criminal record? Be a politician!
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Or as the GOP calls it....adding accomplishments to the resume.
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Do not vote for this POS! He wore out his welcome in NC so he’s moved on to con another state into voting for him.
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Unfortunately that's a badge of honor in Florida.
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He needed that recent arrest to bolster his street cred with Republicans.
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Ugh!
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Like Trump, the only reason he’s running is to stay out of jail.
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I guess it was too difficult for him to make it in the working world!
He wants to get back to the easy life:
Government Welfare (Republican Congress) and grifting off of the dumbest people in America.
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He's a criminal. So by default that makes him a Republican.
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Florida could be the last place to give a shit.
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I will take no means no for $1,000 please.
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Once he reaches a Felony, the Republicans will welcome him with open hearts and America's wallet. 🚬😎
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Wasn't he the guy who got caught on a sex tape with his male cousin, wearing a tail??? Yep, it's that guy......
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They know shitler duhsantis will support turds!
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Criminals are welcome in the GOP.
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Having a missed court date puts him at the top of the Florida GOP Ballot
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Oh another gop criminal, that makes it, check notes... yep, 100% of them.
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Criminals should be barred from office!!
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Oh ffs. This clown again???
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Cawthorn is the ideal FL MAGA candidate.
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A must read about the guy
Extract: [He visited Adolf Hitler's vacation home and in an Instagram post marking the occasion, described Hitler as "the Fuhrer"
He has also promised to use his position of power as a sitting congressman to convert Jews, Muslims, and other non-Christians to Christianity]
Did Madison Cawthorn Lie About The Accident That Left Him Paralyzed?
According to a Washington Post report from this weekend, while giving a speech at Patrick Henry College in 2017, Cawthorn lied multiple times about the 2014 car crash that left him reliant on a wheelc...
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This guy is from NC. He lied about why he is in a wheelchair. Another slimy professional grifter passing himself off as a politician concerned about governing.
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It’s Florida. He will win. 🙁
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Is Congress a drug? Got to get back for more? Best job ever? Power? IDK?
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another effing clown
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Get-the-hell-out!!! 🎭 www.politico.com/news/2022/03...
Cawthorn’s orgies-and-drugs comment stirs trouble within Freedom Caucus
The ultra-conservative group’s chair says he also wants to speak with the North Carolina Republican about his salacious claims concerning his colleagues.
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Qualified cult member
Criminals, crooks and the corrupt need to apply
Welcome to the House of Horrors on Dickflix
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These days it doesn’t matter! Perhaps it’s better if you have active warrants or felonies! No one seems to care enough about that!
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I guess he can't find a job? 🤣
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Moving to another state is not going to change him. He's disgusting, but then Floriduh does love it's disgusting lawmakers, doesn't it? Speaking of disgusting, is he running for Mattie the forehead's seat?
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Does he hope that we forgot about him❓ Florida voters are so underestimated❗
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Madison Cawthorn is taking his cues from Trump. Bad-boy in a wheelchair
SMH
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That’s Florida for you. A SWAMP!!!
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So, he’s perfect for Florida. Really knows his audience.
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Maddie Wheels is typical Florida man.
Florida will probably elect him.
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Appears he has all the necessary qualifications for a Republican lawmaker.
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They're about to give him a job in the White House
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So, a shoo-in, then?
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This is the same guy who sexually molested women at his college. The same one who has carried guns through airport check points. The same guy who visited Hitler’s Home and posted picture of himself smiling there. This guy deserves jail, not another government job!
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I hope the voters in that district will have enough common sense & integrity not to elect that man to Congress again.😒
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Prime GOP material
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Stupid is as stupid does
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Dude shouldn’t be allowed to drive. “Our funniest memory, racing to the airport at 90mph.” Bizarre wedding dance with his mom.
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He’d fit right in to GOP today
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I mean it is Florida….soo…
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Well, it is Florida-duh after all. Look at the present governor. “Boots” DeSantis shows you everything you need to know about what gets “elected” down there. That said, it’s been decades since they have had an honest legitimate election in that sweaty armpit of a state.
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And the ignorant jackasses will still vote for him.
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Just one of so many bad pennies.
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How bad was he? So bad that even MAGA didn’t want him.
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Maddie needs to find another gig - the political thing really isn’t working out. Of course, it’s hard to think of anything that would work out for Maddie.
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Do all Slithering Lizards live in Florida?
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Grifters grift. Losers lose. Scammers scam.
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He's missing that easy money!😬
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Roller Boy is back
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Ridiculous
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This is the idiot that had weight lifting gloves on and in a wheelchair he was boxing a dead tree!! Fucking ridiculous!
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Some people seriously need to learn when to leave the stage. Is there ANYONE who wants to ever see this guy again?
Just walk away!
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Just like Tdump shouldn't be able to RUN!
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He's as much a lush as the Secretary of Defense, er, War.
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Could he be yet another Trump/Disantis buddy?
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Someone else running away from justice by getting elected to office?
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He has to be hitting the sauce again!!
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I’m surprised the GOP will allow him to run. He’s the guy who threatened to air ALL their dirty laundry. Isn’t that the reason they forced him to resign?
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What a puke
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Madison Cawthorn is the very definition of "Florida Man".
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He misses those Republican drugs and orgies
www.politico.com/news/2022/03...
Cawthorn’s orgies-and-drugs comment stirs trouble within Freedom Caucus
The ultra-conservative group’s chair says he also wants to speak with the North Carolina Republican about his salacious claims concerning his colleagues.
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Even the crazies in Florida aren’t that into you, Madison.
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Be smart Florida. The Republicans have screwed you before, so stay away from this loser.
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It’s really easy in the US to avoid justice if you’re rich. Subpoena? Ignore it. Court date? Just don’t turn up. It’s as though there is simply only law enforcement for the poor.
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Hope folks in FL call NC for a reference
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So he left NC and now he wants to rep in Fla? Good luck Mad Caw 😂
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If the past is an indicator for the future, he has the best chances to win the election.
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Florida does not need this misfit in government. He should be in counseling.
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A GOP candidate.
All he has to do now is have pending pedo credentials.
He'll be a shoe in for the party that protects.
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Do the Democrats have a strong alternative? Call him out on his record.
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Obscene fact — Being a criminal is the Litmus Test one needs to pass in order to qualify as a GOP candidate.
#GOPisCorrupt
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He fits this repub cult perfectly.
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In Florid? He’ll be elected🙄
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Crap going down hill from NC.
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He is a MAGAnificient candidate.
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Florida, where psychopaths go to get elected.
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Oy! #ThisFucker AGAIN! :-(
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he doesn't want to miss out on all the grifting, can you blame him
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We don't need this jerk in Florida period. He's another law breaker!!
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isn't that the guy that was on video naked and 'doing stuff' to his male cousin? Wasn't his also voted out by the very red district he that first elected him in NC
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I reckon Cawthorn has moved south to hump Florida.
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Why can’t ICE go get him?
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Well it’s FL so they’ll give him the “Epstein Plan” of justice.
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All he has to do is be Trump’s bitch.
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Sounds like the perfect GOP candidate.
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Florida is such a fucked up place, so of course they will re-elect Cawthorne
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Couch fucker meet pillow humper...I don't think you two met last go around.
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Only the best people...
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Sounds like the perfect qualifications for FL. And for the GOP.
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OnlyFans didn’t pan out, huh?
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I’m sure Florida will elect him… because it’s Florida 🤷🏻♀️
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🤢 🤮
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Well, he’ll fit tight in with the Felon in Chief.
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I hope they don’t fall for his bull. But not holding my breath!
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OMG
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Play the humping his cousin video over and over
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YOU'RE FUCKING JOKING RIGHT????
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Radical right likes to elect criminals
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Well, sound like he'll fit right in with the riff raff that's there, already.
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Vote every Republican out and NEVER let them back in.
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...but but he is above the law ! Laws don't pertain to him! He's a Florida man.
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You mean this joke of a person will take time off from humping his cousin.
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I want yo hear his platform 😬
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Add some kind of porn or rape charge and he fits right in.
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He's crazy enough and corrupt enough, but just a bit too gay for MAGA.
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He is seriously sick and delusional! He needs to find another career as far from politics as possible!
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Don’t bother running. You don’t have what it takes to do the job. Integrity!
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Oh goody!!
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As a resident of Western North Carolina, from where Cawthorn first held a US House seat, I don't wish him on anymore.
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Eeeek!!!
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So basically, he'll fit right in with today's GOP
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Perfect candidate for Florida
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Dipshits will vote for him to "own the libs"
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Perfect fit for Florida. They deserve each other.
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ROFLMFAO.....
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What's Maddy Mad's drug(s) of choice? Coke? Ketamine? Amphetamines? All of these plus Red Bull?
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Isn't this the dude that was humping his cousin or something?
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Russian remote controlled much?
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He’s running in FloriDUH so it doesn’t matter what he did, he’s going to be allowed to run.
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He's a shoo-in!!
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"CRIMINALS R US" -- This is the RETHUGlican Party‼️
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Cawthorn in Florida ? Florida voters are you crazy? 😜
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That dude is a weirdo.
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FL home of the swamp people.
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Oh humpee, we've missed you so much. 🤣
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2025 is the year for criminals to join the regime.
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And unfortunately he probably win anything he runs for with that resume
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I thought we were done with this guy 🥴
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Sounds like he’ll be a great GOP Representative
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2014 accident that paralyzed him 2017: driving with a revoked license 10/2021: driving 89 mph in a 65 mph zone 1/2022: driving 87 mph in a 70 mph zone 3/2022: revoked license, expired tag, crossed center line. 4/2024: rear-ending a state trooper 9/2025: Arrested for failing to appear in court
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He hopes that being a FL Rep with his past bad reputation of lying about his sad car accident & as a MAGA liar, will get him more opportunities to have a driving service, Seems that a short length of a residency in a state is the least important factor in eligibility to be a representative.
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He is mentally unstable
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The courts have to give him deference because he’s running for office, right?
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No sex crimes? He would always be an outsider.
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Been there, done that. He rivaled George Santos here, in how (trying to be nice) unqualified he was. I know a few MAGA in SW Florida. They get to enjoy one of their own potentially, allegedly deceiving them.
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So, you're saying he's a shoo-in?
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Well then him and Vp couch fucker can bro down hard on couches together yo🥴. I hate this timeline ugh.
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I heard his wife left him because he wouldn't stand up for her.
(Also, she was/is a Russian agent who met him at a fake body-building 'contest' that was arranged SPECIFICALLY so she could meet him and 'fall in love'. Not a joke, look it up.)
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And he moved from North Carolina to Florida the state that "specializes in the election of criminals" check it out✅
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And he is power !! Good God. What's wrong with this country? Lawless.
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So you’re saying he’s sure to win. Got it.
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Just when you think they are gone, they come back, like cockroaches.
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What a clown. Can we just cut off Florida and let it drift into the ocean?
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Are you kidding me? The major deplorable even too deplorable for MAGAs?
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His cousins face isn’t going to fuck itself, y’know.
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What a joke !!!!
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This bribed asshole dont work ,really !
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Jail this clown
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FL voted for Trump in 2020 and 2024, they don't care a thing about the person as long as they say they're a Conservative Christian. Hi, this is my friend Satan, don't worry, he's a Conservative Christian. You can totally trust him. 😈
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Oh JFC! I guess its a good place for him to go. Spread his upstanding character around.
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Then I suppose that he is running for the right job in the right state.
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You vote for madison and you vote for more of what we have right now. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!
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he can’t change his identity to Floridaman, he‘s only allowed to identify as the state he was born in
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He must be running out of money. Gotta keep grifting the stoopids.
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I wouldn’t vote for him. He gives Pete hegseth vibes
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really...not even the new powers that be want him.
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So he has his conservative bona fides
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Doesn’t everyone have arrest warrants against them? Oh, wait.
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The more criminal counts he has the better he fits into Team MAGA.
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Did he change states?
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Crimes matter not.
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He misses those Sex and Drug orgies the Republican Party has.
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Complete dirt bag of course Florida is a home of a lot of them
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Run? Run 🏃 🏃♀️ 🏃♂️ I don’t think so much like Greg Abbott he ain’t running anywhere! Maybe the two grifters can pass the bar exam and become paralegals!
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Surprised pedo-trump hasn't given him a position in his cabinet!
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He’s GOT to be joking?
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I hope the Dems run a very strong candidate against him.
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How about "Convicted Criminal Runs for Congress"?
