*Lying on my sons bed telling him the greatest story ever told:
“You see, Cole Trickle wasn’t a conventional race car driver so Harry had to bring him in line because he kept burning up the tires”
Rosco
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My wife is a keeper, my toddler is a spider monkey, my baby is unexplainably too cute and I'm just doing the best I can. New Zealand/Aotearoa
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Release the Epstein files
Lock them up for life
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If Wu Tang gives you an endorsement you’re winning at life
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The reason Trump is coming after Clinton and Obama is because she’s a woman and he’s black. Thats it.
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This headline is what we were all thinking
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Paddy went out at wrote the worst possible take ever
www.stuff.co.nz/society/3607...
Paddy Gower: I liked the Bezos wedding and don’t care about the Mowbray helipad - I just want more billionaires
OPINION: New Zealand’s wealth creators should be on the same pedestal as the All Blacks.
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I asked my toddler how she wanted her toast cut and she said into 5s and I honestly have no idea how to do it
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Me: hey Kewpie I’d love to use all the mayo in the bottle
Makers of said bottle: fuck off
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MAGA seem pretty upset the newly elected Pope cares about other people
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Every Grand designs episode:
“our budget was 5.5 million but we somehow spent 8.3 million”
