Imagining a whale with rabies
Prescription French Fries 🍉
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Optimistic hater.
Public educator. Mental health professional. Mother. Sister. Maker. Taker.
My opinions aren't popular enough to have been written by anyone else but me 'nor important enough to be representative of any entities for which I work
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Creep 3
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Crow-magnon Man
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The word gorge is short for gorgeous george
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I would watch a ghost hunter show where everyone is armed
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One of my chronic illness skills is knowing that the constant up-down movements that come with cleaning will trigger my POTS and being able to time when I puke to when the sink is clear of dishes so I can wash it all down the garbage disposal.
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How long do you reckon they'll do a Weekend at Bernie's with his bloated corpse before finally admitting it?
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Orinoco Flow-ing my way into the weekend
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I spotted a crying student on my way out the door this afternoon and had to go on a side quest to track down a missing backpack keychain. Same energy.
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Gumption is short for Forrest Gumption