my sister googled "fun things to do in Boston this weekend" and it told her to go sit on Storrow Drive and watch a bunch of college kids peel their rented Penske moving trucks open like tin cans
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here to chill with my friends
(not my cat in the profile pic, yes my cat in the banner)
main account (masto): https://jorts.horse/@saddestrobots
no future for transphobes
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It is definitely aurora season
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WHITE HOUSE AIDE: we need a distraction from the president being dead
OTHER WHITE HOUSE AIDE: let’s kill Rudy
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as you can see, he looks exactly like he did before THE INCIDENT, WHICH DEFINITELY DID NOT OCCUR
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just hanging out with my friend, donald j. trump president of the united states of america
we are doing our favorite activity, PAINSTAKINGLY RECREATING THE GOLF OUTING WE ALREADY WENT ON LAST WEEK
Must be Gruden’s favorite golf outfit since he wore it last week at Trump’s club in Virginia.
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everyone's just happy the children are getting out of the knife business
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This feels bad to watch??? This feels like found footage of a victim
trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be
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excellent choice of both chairs and cats
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guess who has california diarrhea. not it isn't me. it's minipan
don't tell her she's moving to california tomorrow
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This man notoriously does not sleep except between like 2-5am. Every proof of life post makes it more obvious something's up with him. Full Brandonization. A second consecutive term of constantly having to hide the president. Amazing
I don’t think I’ve ever seen him post a “good night” before.
