I said "I like dystopian fiction" not "I want to live in a dystopian nightmare hellscape"
Sam
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Sorry it took me so long to get back to you. AOL canceled my dialup
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How do you get pizza stains out of blue denim? I just bought this couch.
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If we ever do find aliens, I hope it's a potato based life form.
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My kid: Oh no, my sandwich fell on the floor!
Me: Have you tried eating over the plate about it?
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I posted four bangers just for you last night pls respond
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the best things in life are free*
*limit none per customer
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I just wrote YOU ARE NOT A REPLY GUY a hundred times.
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I like to think I have a real sense of occasion and that’s how I avoid occasions.
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DATE: So what’s your favourite animal?
ME: [forgetting the word ‘anteater’] The one that eats ants
