OH GREAT NOW THE SWAMP IS WOKE
Deep In Virginia, When The Light Hits Just Right, A "Rainbow Swamp" Appears
Swamps typically bring to mind an array of mushy greens and murky browns, but in Virginia, they do things differently.
OH GREAT NOW THE SWAMP IS WOKE
Swamps typically bring to mind an array of mushy greens and murky browns, but in Virginia, they do things differently.
(For all the folks asking if it is or declaring it to be an oil spill, if you read the article you will find out what natural process causes it)
You heard the man. Swamps are now socially aware. They know things.
🤓👍-Cool. The swamp Bifrost.
Swamp doesn’t care what you think.
Somebody call the police before the children see all the colors and accidentally realise how beautiful they are! Quick!!!
It turned the friggin' frogs gay.
Epstein
Paint it black immediately!!
Doesn’t this happen when fracking chemicals get into the water supply?
They are polluted. Those are (beautiful) oil/chemical slicks. Greed in woke clothing.
It's the chemicals that turned the freakin frogs gay!
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🤣🤣🤣
in breaking news DeSantis has sent armed national guard troops from Florida to Virginia to destroy the swamp because it was coming right at him
Nice. 🌈
Alert Great Dismal!
Someone tell Kermit we found it
Yes...go swamp!
The Bifrost has hit the Nexus Of All Realities, the next Thor cameo in Giant-Sized Man Thing is gonna be lit
Great, now Trump will have it drained. 😠
😂 I just can’t…
Hoo boy this old girl would like to see these rainbow swamps 🌈
Does this mean it has gay gators?
Everything and everyone are woke except Trump and cult
"Woke" with foreverchems that might actually turn the frogs gay
...against deregulation
Swamp making a political statement. 😳
LIBEROLE WETHUR CUNTROL..!.!.!
It’s the polluted water making a comeback, RFK will be swimming in it soon
Might otherwise say that God and Nature both approve. They were woke well before we were all born.😇
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Huh what are you even talking about
Gaytors
The swamp is completely woke and every right-wing Maga Fanatic cultist should March in there with their waders and take on the moccasins and the gators.
Wow
Swamp looking trans. Drain it.
They're turning the friggin frogs gay! 🐸🐸🐸
Good one😂
Oil in the water
Petroleum floating on the Surface sure does refract those Sun Beams!!
But they will do nothing, as usual.
GOP: Drain it!
Assigned Marsh at Birth
that's why trump drained the swamp
and replaced it with cesspool
Haven’t you noticed we’re surrounded by them😍
😆the gators 🐊 are gay ! 🌈
The chemicals are turning the swamp gay!
runs to the swamp and starts chugging the magical gay swamp juice to enhance their powers
That's why the frogs are turning gay.
Sound the alarm! bsky.app/profile/niff...
"Woke Swamp" is one of the greatest under-rated songs by Spinal Tap.
That is cool as shit
Even nature supports DEI.
Oh, I've seen that oily decomp sheen on small garden ponds under trees before, but never as vividly as that!
It is great….fantastic… outstanding!
Is this the swamp where the water is turning the friggen frogs gay? 🤣
Much prefer a woke swamp than a colonial shithole.
RW meltdown incoming!! “Damn woke gay socialist swamp is gonna kill us all”.
Must be all the gay alligators 🌈🦄
It is like when Jesus appears on toast or something. Or I remember screen door Jesus.
Funny remark!
But, that’s beautiful! 😻
😂
Well, Duh. It's the Great Wokefenokee Swamp...
The only swamp Trump wants to drain.
Swamps are so photgenic
Just doing our part 🤷♀️
Cool
No where is safe from the woke mind virus, dude.
The resurfaced clip was originally posted in 2017 by outdoor photographer and videographer Greg Harlow.
Mother Nature was always woke.
The Gay Agenda cannot be stopped
😆
Sunbeams from Jesus? Send this pic to the RNC.
I laughed SO hard at this
Looks like they've got a petroleum or other toxic spill in that swamp.
between this and the news of bogs thwarting Putin, i expect Trump will have ICE digging up and exporting sphagnum moss soon
😂
Tomorrow’s headline: “VA municipal workers paint swamp black overnight”
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oh no, Scalzi is VanderMeerposting now
Ha!
AND WHAT THE PROBLEM WITH "WOKE" IN THE SWAMP ?
YOU A "ANTI-WAKEST" OR WHAT ?
Lots of organic materials generated from lots of organic processes. Similar to the rainbow beef some may remember from cafeteria food. There are 5 stages to dorm cafeteria beef. Rainbow is #2.
They turned me into a swamp
😆 😆 Does it bite? I mean vote? 🤷♀️
They're making the frogs gay
All the gay frogs turned the swamp gay!
😆!!
LMAO
Virginia is for lovers!
Woke Swamp is the name of my new CCR cover band.
Nature is naturally inclusive.
Is that why some politicians want to ‘drain the swamp’ 🤔
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Did anyone immediately hear a banjo plucking?
It's the windmills
Lol
Swamps are gay, bogs are lesbian, Fens are bi.
Great, now the MAGAts are gonna try to paint the swamp black.🙄
That probably looks a lot like it should. Let's hope the rainbow represents better t I mes ahead.
They're turning the frogs gay
They will have a way to change that, a rainbow is much too Woke 👏🫡
Let’s see how this works…
Trump hates rainbows MAGA hates rainbows GOP hates rainbows
Trump hates LGBQTs MAGA hates LGBQTs GOP hates LGBQTs
Trump hates Democrats MAGA hates Democrats GOP hates Democrats
GOD creates rainbows GOD creates LGBQTs GOD creates Democrats
Who hates what God creates?
Which is why we have to drain it.
keep an eye out for the incredibly rare and fabulous "alligaytors"
“it’s probably magic”
: a frog somewhere 🐸 🪕🎶
Oh hellllll naw... deploying national guard. 😆
😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😍
So you're against being prideful?
This is why MAGA wanted to drain the swamp, I guess
God’s promise!
Drain that swamp! It’s woke!
I have been to this state park many times and I've never seen this. I have to go more often, now that I have my lifetime pass.
Careful it might get paved over!🤣
What is a MANgrove?
Drain the swamp.
“Find your rainbow and chase it”.
in Trump's voice "They're turning the swamps gay! Right along with the frogs too."
Let’s just eliminate white light altogether so it doesn’t split itself into wokeness.
IFLScience!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Even before Kermit and his banjo, ol' Pogo already knew that. 😁
Looks like Republicans will be draining that one next.
Well, DUH! Science IS woke!!!
I have seen instances of this before in photos, I wonder if it actually looks like this. I would like to see it in real life one day. Minus mosquitoes
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😂
gay shrek confirmed
Now we know where all those gay frogs that Alex Jones was worried about live.
Possibly contaminated oily water :(
Chemicals to turn the freaking frogs gay!
Oil slick!
That is one beautiful picture! To see the prism effect of the light bouncing off the water surface is interesting!
This is probably the swamp he promised to drain
beautiful picture
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DRAIN THE SWAMP!!!1!1!1
We should immediately direct the attention of the Authorities to this matter, and have them send their entire team in!
From the article: "The good news for our rainbow swamp is that the array of colors isn’t the result of pollution; it’s just a fun byproduct of rotting leaves."
The bog is calling me home
So that's why they want to drain the swamp
I hope the fuck that's not in Florida. They're going to send somebody down there to make it go away
Chemicals in the water that turn the frickin frogs gay
It was those damn frogs I tell ya!
😂
That is soo very cool!
This must be why MAGA is always blathering on about "draining the swamp"! The swamp is woke and inclusive and they just can't have that!
haven't you read the swamp thing? always has been.
That must be where all the Gay-tors live.
oh god, DRAIN THIS ONE TOO
will have to fill it with toxic tar asap. maga is probably panicking!
Priceless. Thank you!
Almost spat out my coffee. Awesome.
Fascinating article!
This is near my house and now I must go and take lots of pictures and make MAGAts mad. 😁
This is where you live @monstercollie.bsky.social
Oh oh....MAGAts will now hate Mother Nature!
What the hell is a "swamp" (long a)
🤣
😂😂😂🧡
“The Swamp Is Woke” will be the name of my next band.
SWAMP THAAAAANG!!!!
Mother nature is woke. So is god.
Perfect!
🤣🤣🤣
Nature IS woke.
$100 the republicans in the state will now seek to fill it in.
Beautiful!
in Louisiana this happens in the swamp when there's an oil slick
Neat!
That’s actually quite pretty. I think I’ll draw some inspiration!
Well, they say Virginia is for lovers
Virginia is for lovers after all.
the swamp, the real swamp, the actual swamp, was always woke. now, how do you wake up the stinking politicians
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Kermit was right. There was a rainbow connection
Looks to me like we found the Rainbow Connection!
Swamp Thang!
The Gayou
Oh shit…DeSantis will put an end to this.
Send in the National Guard!
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Works for me!🤔
That is beautiful, wow. Think I need a print...but imagine seeing it in person.