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Australian. 🇦🇺 Perth/Boorloo, Western Australia Expect too much swearing 😂 Mum. Dog mum. Bipolar. Autistic. Bisexual. Atheist. Amigurumi maker. 420 every day. Always weird 😏
Funny that this came up in my feed when I was just telling a friend yesterday that men used to wear corsets too and she was gobsmacked 😂
Imagine it's 1850 and you've just been flattened by an elite cavalry officer who just yells "SOWWY" as he thunders away.
![Screenshot of a tweet:
British cavalry in the 1850s consisted entirely of twinks who used UwU-speak...
[Photo of a book page] "The dash of British cavalry officers was never greater than at the opening of the Crimean campaign in the spring of 1854. These aristocratic horsemen were, in the idiom of the day, "plungers," "tremendous swells." They affected elegant boredom, yawned a great deal, spoke a jargon of their own, pronouncing "r" as "w," saying "vewwy," "howwid," and "sowwy," and interlarded sentences with loud and meaningless exclamations of "Haw, haw." Their sweeping whiskers, languid voices, tiny waists, laced in by corsets, and their large cigars were irresistible, frantically admired, and as frantically envied. Magnificently mounted, horses were their passion; they rode like the devil himself, and their confidence in their ability to defeat any enemy single-handed was com-plete. Cavalry officers were saying in London drawing-rooms that to take infantry on the campaign was superfluous; the infantry would merely be a drag on them, and had better be left at
home."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:uqonrv6u7reqli3kksljamwr/bafkreifqd3kvkwqy6k2vuajha3vrughks5bfvl72vglbaywl7nnzyxwqp4@jpeg)
Why can’t I be both?
Every accusation is a confession with these assholes 🤬
If they think it’s such a good idea perhaps they should be forced to try the facilities out for themselves first ugh
lol it looks like an Avatar nipple so far! It is going to be an amigurumi shark 🦈
This made my morning 😂 Suck shit you horrible POS
Here, have a hope spot
Jones has lost control of his media empire to a newly-appointed receiver who will sell it off to pay the Sandy Hook Elementary School families who sued Jones for defamation after the 2012 shootings.
Current WIP
any guesses what it’s supposed to be
#crochetsky
#TrumpEpsteinCoverUp
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