They can't do math. Remember, MTG claimed that "six billion" illegals crossed the Southern US border.
I guess India and China opted to stay home that weekend.
ShadetheMystic
@shadethemystic.bsky.social
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Sarcastic sketch artist, amateur game dev, wannabe writer. 45 y/o, and someday I'll figure out what I want to be when I grow up. Or I won't, I dunno, what am I, psychic?
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I suddenly wish to join the Navy.
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I wore the "Who The Hell Are You" shirt to a Catholic school back in fifth or sixth grade and got chewed out for it. I just rolled my eyes and thought, you wear your fictional character's corpse on a chain around your neck, and a cartoon scares you?
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So....buy this most likely expensive peripheral...for only 14 games? Yeah, fuck every square inch of that, thanks.
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"What the heck? Where am- I was just making a smoothie, what happened? Oh, why do I keep finding myself in places I don't belong, under circumstances I can't possibly comprehend? And now I have to lead a raiding party of berserkers into East Anglia? Am I qualified for that?"
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I blame sleep deprivation, but at first, I thought you were saying Vance holds a mirror under his own nose to make sure he's still breathing, and honestly, it could be either one, yeah.
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I know, right? Like, have they seen the price of sugar? And I'm supposed to just...what, dump it on some hippy wearing his sister's yoga pants and mascara?
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Don't even get me started on TMBG. It's been 43 years! How do they not know if they are or are not giants by now? Look down! Is the ground really far away? No? Then you're not a giant!
Could have settled that the first five seconds after the band was formed.
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That's the handwriting of a twelve-year-old girl in a whimsical mood. Prove it isn't.
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I was doing just fine, then the song hit. Dammit.
This and the Jim Varney biopic are going to wreck us all, I think.