Are we gonna have to quarter the troops in our houses because actually I could use someone to help out around here
[Sic] Burns
@sicburns2.bsky.social
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Either drunken Scottish poet or bored American Midwesterner, U-pick.
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
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Can’t wait to tell you how my AI girlfriend and I got together — it’s a total meet-cringe
Took the family to DC and saw a gang of “furies” in pinstripes wielding bats and another gang in overalls with one on roller skates just staring at us like whatever just more crime coming
Got a sandwich I can’t eat do I stick it in my pants or do I throw it at a cop decisions decisions
Took the family to DC and saw a gang of furries riding ATVs and oops that was the Banana Splits and I was wasted in my college dorm