A BOX OF PUPPIES?! and omg feel better Shelby!! ❤️🔥
patti lebell lock
@sighonfire.bsky.social
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cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this
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i gotta make flan for the bday boy
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suddenly my throat is killing me, my ear hurts and i feel not great. which rules because tomorrow is my husband’s birthday
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as soon as he said it so could i and i could not stop laughing. we love rj. he consistently mentions niche things that i rant about at home; it’s always vindicating and hilarious.
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two recession indicators: proliferation of sun-dried tomatoes and dalmatians. we’re cooked.
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i asked my husband “there’s a starman waiting in the sky, he’s like to come and meet us but he thinks he’d blow our minds. do you think he’s being conceited or considerate?” he looked me dead in the eyes and said “oh so you’re @rjcity.bsky.social now? is that what you’re doing?” and i lost it
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i said i would only buy toffee at the farmers market during late luteal & menstrual phases so today i didn’t buy any except i fucked up bc it’s day 21 which explains why i just ate a handful of low sugar rasperry belts at 2:44 am
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instagram suggested my ex bf from forever’s DECEASED MOTHER as a follow. it made me feel BAD and i would like to fight instagram now.
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i’m pretty sure a rat has been controlling ol wayne for quite some time now