say what you want about darth vadar but that man knew how to enter a room
Mr. Kit
@sinisterbird.bsky.social
169 Followers
203 Following
Shit-skeeter with a big heart. Raised in a cult, now a cannabis advocate.
On Worst T-Break Ever. Send me back to AK 💔
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The Resol’nare are My Religion 6️⃣
You can follow my son here: @jackarydan.bsky.social
she | her | mister | sir | ☀️♏️ | 🌙♑️ | ⬆️♐️
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“Hi I’m fat now and my first degree didn’t land me a job so I’m going back for another !”
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Pray for me, I have a Devastatingly Beautiful classmate coming to visit Monday AND she’s a doctor
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I am NOT a coward❗️ I just successfully popped and cleared a pimple
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You’d have to get a doctor’s note to NOT smoke weed and dispensaries would send cops to your house if you didn’t visit on at least a monthly basis
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Mother, to me: “Oh don’t stress about moving soon, it’ll take a while(:”
[2 Weeks Later]
Mother, to my grandma: “OK so we have two house viewings this week and the realtor got back to me and”
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Not to brag but at one point I was texting so much Mando’a it was coming up in my predictive text 😎
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you dont know stupid ILL SHOW YOU STUPID
