Preferable to the last former Viking who ran for office. (Remember Matt Birk, Minnesotans?) California, vote for Chris!
Hey everyone, you’ve been asking me to run for office for a while, so guess what?
I’m running for California State Assembly!
Now, I don’t like asking for money, but we gotta pay for this somehow, and if everyone throws in $7 we’ll have the resources to run one hell of a race, so, uh, do the thing.