Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"

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OMG, I can see that lunch convo… “Hey Blake, I discovered this amazing taqueria last week. Let’s go try it.”

“Man, Rob, you find all the best spots. I don’t know how you do it.”

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  1. This post was inspired by a friend of mine who knew all the best public parks in our county. This was before we could just do a search and get any info we wanted.

    It turns out he had been picking up trash at them because he got a DUI and had to do community service.

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