Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
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absolutely no self-awareness
"Remember that taco place we raided the other day? You know, where we kidnapped that guy? The food smelled really good in there. Think they have any employees left to cook for us?"
I heard they're in MI now, too, in several Detroit suburbs. Just garbage people.
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Good lord that’s making cluelessness into an art form
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Just like their leader Kristy Noem, it’s all cosplay to them.
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They really believe that everybody else is just as dumb as them huh
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No food for ICE No water for ICE No shelter for ICE No wifi for ICE No peace for ICE
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Wait, they RAIDED that taqueria? I mean hell no before that but WTF hell no with that info!
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"Must have been the wind."
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Either that or they genuinely, truly believe that the role of brown people is to serve their whim at all times.
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Honestly I would have served them.
Tacos with a special sauce of spit and laxatives. It would take them off the streets for at least a day or two.
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It's right there in cop indoctrination 101; you are the sheepdog there to keep the sheep safe from the wolves. Literally dehumanizing people as they dehumanize themselves.
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Tell them that wherever they go out to eat, if they find a place to serve them, there will be spit (or worse) in their food. They might have trouble unhearing that.
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the entire CHUD demographic really does believe video game rules apply, where you just bust into a guy's house and steal his stuff and if you go back one respawn cycle he'll be all "welcome, stranger!"
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Yeah, they don't think we're people. These are folks who genuinely believe the crap right-wing liars like Limbaugh, Carlson, and the whole Fox News constellation have been feeding them since the 80s. They're delusional on purpose.
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They think they're in a 'Free Guy' universe 🤔🎮
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Or are they just being jerks (should say bigger jerks) by going back again?
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No, they think they are Nazi brown shirts that actually got away with that bullshit (and wouldn’t pay) because people were scared to death of them. Difference is, we know better. These guys try to be scary, but they are also scared of us.
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Scaring customers away, Just stay hungry and FO
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Your workers who we disappeared spoke highly of your taqueria and your culinary skills, so we had to just try it out.
We're telling all our friends.
Yum.
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Hey ICE, while this is Hardcore, Friendly Fire is actually disabled, so go apeshit on yourselves & teammates! Your ragdoll physics will create some hilariously clippable moments 😆👍🏻🫡!
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"We reserve the right to refuse service to fascist shitbags"
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ICE is bitches
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Which taqueria? I want to know where to stop for lunch.
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They're also not locals. They brought them in from some red state to go after as many brown people as they can find. They don't remember where they've been because to them it's all the same.
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I feel like the reason they got refused and not served laxatives or literal shit tacos is because the owner thought they can't think he's going to serve them and it must be entrapment.
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The audacity, the unmitigated gall, to harass the restaurant staff and then expect service from them later on. Fucking gross.
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Seems like these ICE goons have had no social life for years and only videogames. They've lost touch with reality. Like, normally people can differentiate between videogames and reality. Can these jerkoffs not?
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Me about 10 years ago in law school: "Wow, these really smart people talking about international trade really don't seem to be taking into account the long term externalized costs of fucking over a country with a bad trade deal and how that breeds contempt and it's cost. That seems pretty obvious...
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For anyone who didn't see it.
They arrested one of his employees and they're still in custody. bsky.app/profile/cweb...
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I just saw the video like a half hour ago on here. I'll try to find it and post it here.
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Here you go
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Yes, but also, most conservatives are like this. People with low intelligence always think of themselves as the main character of the universe and are incapable of considering other people's perspectives. Everything exists to serve them and stops existing the second they shift focus. It's pathetic.
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Woah, it's just like those rich boy characters from the show Boondocks.
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Just a bunch of dumb mofos, keystone cops, etc, etc. I wish #ICE would go away
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My guess is that they went back specifically to add insult to injury. Fascists want to inflict pain with every action.
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That’s insane who would do that. And then do that. And then do that. And then do that. Who are these bloodless goons.
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Jesus this is a fantastic theory
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I think there's something to this, but at the same time I also think it also has a lot to do with how rock-dumb they are. Plenty of them probably took the job thinking they'd be treated like the actual military is treated, as automatic heroes. (Which is also dumb, but that's a whole nother topic.)
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When your job is deadly. abc7.com/amp/post/bor...
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Why those assholes would identify themselves in a Chicago restaurant and think they’re going to get an uncontaminated meal is a bit of a mystery to me.
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✨✊🥹✨ 🌀💙🌀 bsky.app/profile/trac...
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They went back FOUR TIMES and they arrested a worker there who still hasn’t been released
They’re lucky they didn’t get more than “I refuse service”
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I think they just forgot because right wingers have no memory
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They really think they’re heroes and everyone will welcome them. The actual heroes will be the ones who demolish homeland security and ICE agencies while prosecuting everyone involved.
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Yep, just brainless assholes.
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There's video somewhere
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I wouldn’t be surprised if the agents themselves forgot they raided that specific taqueria, they seem like the kind of people who lack attention to detail on those kind of specifics.
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OMG, I can see that lunch convo… “Hey Blake, I discovered this amazing taqueria last week. Let’s go try it.”
“Man, Rob, you find all the best spots. I don’t know how you do it.”
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They also think they are the heroes
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Statement from the taqueria: bsky.app/profile/lynd...
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It's also as if the ending of the infamous South Park episode "You're Not Yelping" never occurred to them -- it might have been more problematic for them if the shop had prepared their food for them.
I mean, come on.
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There may be nothing more American than this.
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White inbred bigots hate Mexicans, but they sure love their food. Typical
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They definitely weren’t chosen for their intellect. 👿
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Should have invited them in a put “special sauce” on their food.
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did they forget it was one of the places they invaded maybe?
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"What do you mean, you don't want us here after we dragged three guys out of your kitchen? Aren't you GLAD we got rid of them for you? We were doing you a favor!" - ICE, probably
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They forgot about reputation systems
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Meanwhile, all the bars in PDX have signs saying "the only ICE we serve is in our drinks."
Like. Fuck off.
But yeah, I think you're right. They really do think we're all NPCs, very literally.
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Good, now dox the fuckers!
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I wonder if the "agents" actually forgot they'd raided that shop, themselves, given how many people they're terrorizing in a week. 🤔☹️😡
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i would have mixed in some cat food into their tacos.
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Sounds like the movie “Free Guy” when the NPCs start acting against the players. Good movie.
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No Federal LEO should ever get service again.
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They’re far too high on elon musk’s supply
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same fuckers will call you a terrorist and then want to get a beer like nothing happened, its fucking bizarre
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Un F ing Believable.
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Quite possibly different ICE personnel, but still good they fascist kidnappers got told to FUCK RIGHT OFF !!!
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Next time I hope they serve them - and record their faces when they take off the masks to eat!
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I think it's simpler than that: they don't think the owner and workers are people. "No one's paying you to have opinions!"
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😂🤷♂️
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Probably kicked out of every shop in town.
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I think it’s simply adorable that ICE agents feel safe to eat restaurant food and encourage them to keep believing this.
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They also get off on it! Like how the guy in Starbucks wants the fight over writing "Trump MAGA 2028" wants the fight. They want to flex on the lessers.
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These chuds really believe the bullshit propaganda they've been fed about how there's a silent majority of people in these areas who support every horrid thing they're doing but are too scared to say anything because they're afraid of being called racist.
The wellspring of local support for those
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They started this war thinking that they would everyone and nobody would fuck them
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Where dya hear it? Someone in a bar?
Provide proof or what you have is an anecdote. 😉
Just heard: the moon is made of cheese.
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Yup
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Should have served them the “Waiting” and “Road Trip” special.
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100% composition of -
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"Just doin' my job, amirite?"
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same with their belief in shitposting their way out of anything
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I saw a video in here where the owner talked about it and showed the footage he had of the incidents. Brilliant!
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trump-ice incels (I had to define incels…but it’s a keeper unfortunately for those who are harassed by these incels!! And half applying for ice job did not qualify ON an OPEN BOOK exam! And others lacking physical fitness #Losers @paulkrugman.substack.com.web.brid.gy writes about their rise in US
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Like the j6 people thinking they could take a run at overthrowing the government and if it didn’t work they’d just go back to their hotels for drinks
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Small time mafia goon, smashing restaurant bar glassware shelf with a baseball bat: “Pizza looks good, we should come back and give it a taste.”
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Btw ICE agents shouldn’t be allowed to eat tacos anywhere. They shouldn’t be allowed to eat any cuisine beyond slices of American cheese, Jiffy peanut butter, & Wonder Bread. They can live the America First dream if they want it so bad.
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I mean, it does comport with the absolute cluelessness needed to be such an asshole.
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I just saw a video of Bonvino giving a pre-terror raid speech of "this is our country and we go anywhere in our country!" Either he's REALLY dumb, or he knows EXACTLY what he's doing putting these untrained kids up against US "castle doctrine"... 🧐🤔🤷♂️ Both are equally likely, sadly.
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Or agency! "We go in and raid them, then they do whatever WE want them to do"
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It’s all a game to them. Every conservative do not understand the reality, their actions or words have on the world. Look at Emma Vigland talk about her experience with Tim pool. At the end of the debate calls her a pedo. Cameras off and invites her to lunch with his crew
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When you're on a $50G sign up and $100G a year, you can afford to lunch out I guess.
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do not feed them
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what’s a taqueria?
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I love to read stories like this. I wish their icehole lives to be full of rejection until they are as miserable as those who have been their victims. They are the worst of us.
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OMFG 🤬
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Well that IS the point of the masks and refusal to identify, right? Preventing any social repurcussions for their behavior.
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Their leader Bovino was with them, it's hilarious they're so tone deaf.
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See MTG asking DJT to stop calling her a traitor. Nothing to see here. Monsters being monsters.
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They're the NPC's and we're the players. That's why they went back to the same restaurant, no memory outside of set parameters within the game.
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There is a video of it somewhere. They looked so confused. Dicks.
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So they hate Mexican people, but they like to eat Mexican food?
Sigh
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You don't have to be pig shit thick to be an ICE agent, but it helps.
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This isn't Westworld but they would do well to remember the quote
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They better learn that if they still think this is a game, it's a Telltale game.
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It’s still unclear who’s the actual racist here — one side needs to figure out who to cast the cancel-fireball on. So this round goes down as a draw. Meanwhile, tacos go to me for maintaining good vibes:)
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Seems like they mistook the 'Replay Level' button for their lunch spot.
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They thought wearing a mask would work that way.
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#NoQuarterForICE #BeRudeToFascists
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They should have shit in their food
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Reminds me of people from really small towns. Who would go a city or a town over make a spectacle out of themselves. Then the next day wonder why nobody there likes dealing with them.
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I read that too and thought either they’re incredibly stupid or incredibly ballsy. Like what on earth would make you think you’d be welcomed back? You want me to serve you now? Get the eff out of my store. Morons.
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They may not have been the same agents. They may not have known the place had been recently raided.
OR They could really be that stupid!
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Like, stay in your hotel and eat unseasoned chicken bigoted fucks.
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QtipsANON. They were led by Bovino. More on Bovino. Oops, our bad. Moron Bovino!
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This is the ultimate (I hope) extension of ‘DON’T FEED THE TROLLS!’, but more serious and pertinent, in today’s America.
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Might like the flavor of spit.
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When you send idiots...
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"If I suffer from lack of object permanence then everyone suffer from lack of object permanence" -those ICEstapo goons, probably.
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No immigrants, no tacos. You can't kick out the people and keep the cuisine.
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Also noting that they love them some immigrant food, while hating the immigrants who prepare it. Sorry, guys, no tacos for you. No pizza, no Chinese, no jerk chicken either.
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no tacos for ICE!!!
