Aries: You’ll soon have the perfect beach body. Your skin will turn to sand. The tides will wash over you. Young crabs will burrow into you. It’ll be nice.
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Nice no lice
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Sounds very relaxing. ☺️
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Finally, something to look forward to!
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LOL What a crock! Everyone knows that we Aries don't believe in astrology. It's the main quality in our chart!
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It's the closest I've come to a fulfilling relationship.
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It is the Aries way!
