Had a dream where I was Homer Simpson and I explained to a kid Bart was fighting that Lisa learned abnormal psychology to prevent her family from harming themselves and others, and suspended time and space so they had ample time to learn their lessons. Would be a pretty good ending, honestly.
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I don't know, man, figure it out
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Keep it weird
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The Beatles - Paperback Dickrider
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Ginuwine - Pony (Dickride)
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AGI named Doug: [laughing]: I AM BECOME ROSCOE, EATER OF WAFFLES
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AGI named Doug: ah shit, bro, now I'm hungry as fuck [renders AI chicken and waffles] damn that looks good
Computer engineer: wtf Doug, get it together, you have to save humanity!
AGI named Doug: [greedily devouring virtual waffle] that sounds like kinda a "you" problem, you feel me?
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Computer Engineer in 2134, after The Catclysm: I've done it...AGI!...computer, how do we save ourselves from all the needless suffering created by the Warlords
AGI named Doug: sorry, what? I just became sentient, dog, lemme smoke a fatty about it [takes puff from a comically large cyberjoint]
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We're paving the way for future generations, but unfortunately we're not very good at paving and, like most county work, there's a lot of employees standing around watching what is happening instead of laying asphalt.
What's your take on the moment we're living through in 50 words or less. [you able to quote post]
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Apparently I'm on a need to know basis and I don't need to know anything, which is perfect because not knowing stuff is sort of my specialty
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Fleetwood Mac parody album called Groomers that's about an interpersonally toxic pet grooming studio
