The hottest girls are dumpster fires.
Mattzarella
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my apologies…i was under the assumption that i understood things
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If you know a mother in your life who has to send her kids to school - reach out and ask if she’s ok. We’re not ok.
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i wish they would at least be considerate enough to bleach them first…smh 😋
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The terrifying moment when you realize that those actually are your monkeys.
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Wearing sweatpants four sizes too big so my soulmate has something to grab me by when he drags me through life
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They’re inventing a tummy that emits a rumble at a frequency that is soothing to all who hear it
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nothing an arby’s 5 for $5 couldn’t fix
what’s that? 5 for $10!?
well what could have been i guess😮💨
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They should make a job that you don’t have to do but you still get paid.
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it is all a bit much, that’s for sure. weed and nice ppl help
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American politics right now is like how originally the show was Hannity and Colmes but then Hannity killed and ate Colmes on live TV and it became just The Hannity Show
