2 of his dicks got a degree but the others were derelicts
Steve Suckington
@stevesuckington.bsky.social
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muffins are pretty unhealthy but how can we take it to the next level?
guy about to invent cupcakes: frosting and sprinkles
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FYI these will be mostly likely terrible and deleted tomorrow
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i used to do this on twitter back in the day and wrote some all timers on the spot. But keep the suggestions succinct. There’s always one asshole who’s like “a guy with 7 dicks who grew up near a power plant and only 3 of the dicks could get hard but the other 4 could do math equations”
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ok fellow late nighters, I’m counting on you. reply with a random topic and I’ll try to write a shitty joke about it
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Hall and Oates was a pretty ok band name but Hall n Ass would have frickin ruled
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if you outlaw sandwiches, only outlaws will have sandwiches
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I’m like a unicorn. Elusive and mysterious. And my grandpa thinks I’m gay
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let’s be honest two of those pair need to go. I’m basically free ballin those two days
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that’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
