This is absolutely wild. #txlege
Now, where would I drag my "escort?" An inordinately long shopping expedition in the feminine protection aisle? Checking out the lube and sex toy selection at the local adult book store? Maybe a WEEN concert?
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Do they follow along in cars? Other people could jump in between and make them lose them.
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Yes, this is one of the models to throw sand in the gears. #goodtrouble
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Inspect every variety of pre packaged douches. Ask escort for opinion, "should I look for flavored ones?", "Do they make flavored ones? If not, sir, why do you think that is?" Go into great detail discussing ingredients and the favorability of those ingredients. Ask his opinion. Speak loudly.
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Local drag bar, opening to closing, every night. The Queens would shred him into a weeping mess without even touching him.
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A Ween concert would count as cruel and unusual punishment.
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Or I could spend 3 hours trying on jeans, then buy a package of socks and leave.
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I'm going straight up a mountain for a couple miles before returning back down. Every. Single. Morning. The escort is going to need better shoes, because I'm walking everywhere out of spite. 😂
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Sex toys still aren't fully legal in Texas. You can't own more than 6. It would be interesting to get the DPS trooper inside the store, and then ask him for advice on cock rings.
