This is absolutely wild. #txlege
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Ha! Love it. Keep on losing him.
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What I don't understand is why ANY of them signed the "permission slip." They should have all refused and filed Habeas Corpus suits.
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That’s two stories I’ve seen on this policy. Two black women. What are the odds?
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How is this not illegal?
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Funny how the MAGA freedom and the rest of the US isn’t protesting the lack of of freedom
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there’s a reason we mock these assholes as Meal Team Six. thought there were fitness requirements for law enforcement?
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Isn't there a law against stalking someone?
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I hope she manages to ditch his ass 10 times a day. Make him look like the fool he is.
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DPS finest division here
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There you go. DPS acting like Iron-Curtain "political officers" -- only taking action directly themselves. Way worse, alright.
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Shw needs to find the nearest Black neighborhood and walk him through it.
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The Wheelchair bandit knows no boundries. He's the first governor in the history of Texas, much less the USA, to become the official POTUS asswiper. The DonOld doesn't even need to bend over since his ass is at Abbotts eyesight.
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These representatives should start making their “escorts” follow them around some weird or uncomfortable places.
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Aw, did appeasement not work?
Jesus Christ...
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Next time, they won't come back if there is a next time. It's looking grim on that front.
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Might I suggest many long bicycle rides on trails
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Gee, pity it's not illegal. Or if it is, pity you guys don't arrest criminals.
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Now that’s authoritarianism in action—I’m too incompetent to do my shitheel job but that’s your fault I might have to arrest you.
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She should've snapped a pic of him, so he could have his 15 minutes of fame!
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You know there are almost 200 other countries, and we can all see what you're doing, right?
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Do not sign agreements with Republicans!
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Why not hire your own security?
"Market forces."
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Actual security force out-run by old granny who spends most of her days sitting in a house.
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What a 💩 show! Stay strong. Boys behaving badly means you must speak to them like children. Calm. Patience. Do not fold.
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hes gonna shoot her
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Contracts signed under duress aren't legally binding. Ditch that fascist pig and leave the state again
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who the hell is he to talk to her like that?
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Why in god’s name did he even agree that do it!!? It’s demeaning, probably illegal and entirely disgraceful.
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Exactly! Cowards who signed. Instead of walking that damn trail she should’ve walked her ass back into that chamber and supported her colleague. But no, she and the other signers don’t have any fucking staying power. It’s why they will fail.
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I thought they were just escorting them out last night. This is creepy.
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Has anyone tried calling the regular police?
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Land of the free? Bollocks
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Why did Dems agree to such lunacy in the first place. If the roles were reversed I bet you not a single republican would have agreed to this police escort. You kidding me? These republicans on their daily sexual assault on kids and having to allow a guard on his back? No way!
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But Joe Rogan told me Texas was the most free state in America!
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Why sign?
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The idiot. Tell him that he needs another job. Go bake bread or plant gardens
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Wtf is this. Is this the future?
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The fact that he’s to out of shape to keep up with a 60 year old woman is his problem, shouldn’t be hers.
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Just go stand in front of an any sex restroom and watch the meltdown 🤪
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Why did she sign the permission slip in the first place?
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Police state
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She signed a permission slip to allow that DPS agent to follow her everywhere she goes.
Choosing to obey fascists has consequences, it turns out.
I'm furious that all but one of the Texas Dems acquiesced so easily to this authoritarian bullshit.
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What I don’t understand is why she would’ve ever agreed to it in the first place? She is bound by a contract. I mean, she should’ve read it before she signed it.
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MAGA "alphas": Sucking wind and ass since 2016.
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He…”lost” her? Oh good golly. Talk about dereliction of duty. That’s…an embarrassment.
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Arrest for what? What crime? Walking too fast?
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what, the gravy seals could not keep up?
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Wait— did anyone record this?😆
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Ironically, this was my first thought when I heard they were assigned stalkers. Run those ‘minders’ ragged! ❤️
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Anybody remember his name?
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Meanwhile Trump posts on "Truth" that slavery wasn't "bad" thing. At this point Frank Drebin could see the connections.
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Texas is a goddamn clown rodeo.
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It cannot be repeated enough but she has committed no crime.
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Boys will be Boys but that's not a excuse they should know better even their mother wanted to have a right to vote and have equal rights
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Someone please find a picture of this guy.
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Death to fascists and their enablers.
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Every constituent who can should surround her - she is their representative. Support her as much as she is working for you.
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The fat pos couldn't keep up. That's why they shoot.
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Go out running……. See if goober can keep up?
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So what this tells me is in Texas, the governor simply decide that a cop is with you 24/7 and you have no recourse? Because if they can do this to her, they can do it to anyone not willing to go prison for homicide.
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He was at Uvalde too?
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Why aren't the Texas Democrats going to gay bars and drag shows with their "escorts"?
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With alt text.
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What right do these goons have to harass state representatives?
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ayeee it’s so frustrating that we all can't curse these people out for their idiotic authoritarian behavior. just disgusting.
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Mickey Mouse nazis.
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Have Texas Democrats filed suit against this? I know. I know. Texas courts and all, but this still seems ripe for a lawsuit.
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That loser cop has absolutely fallen for the banana in the tailpipe
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Sounds like he needs to cut back on the brisket dinners. While this is fucking ridiculous, I would be fucking with my shadow constantly.
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Time for a $5 foot long!
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Almost like Texas thinks this Black elected official is a slave who might run off to freedom.
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This is preposterous. A law-abiding person, an elected state legislator, can't go for a walk without making sure she remains in sight range of her captor? Remember, she's not being guarded for her safety, she's under a form of house arrest ordered by her colleagues. Where is the outrage?
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The trail she’s talking about is not easy to lose someone on, but DPS is up to the challenge
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I think all of the Dems who are being followed by minders should be creative - slather on bug spray then lead their babysitters through mosquito-infested areas, walk in spirals, stop at 20 stores on their way home, hang out in a coffee shop restroom for an hour.
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Guess he's out of shape and butthurt.
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And so F’d up
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If he keeps being an ass, and lets be real about state troopers on how likely that is, she should post his name and badge number. That's public information available on every state trooper.
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With all due respect, why did you sign up and agree to this?
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I hope she laughed in his face and told him he needs to either goose-step better or just stop this stupid game.
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I see our slogan makers are in derivative overdrive
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Fat old badged thug blames the woman for his own fat old bastard self. Did I get that right?
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LoL. It’s like 105 degrees in Austin. I bet he’s some fat MAGA cop decked out in body armor. He probably got heat stroke and couldn’t keep up with a 60 yr old. That’s savage of her, and I love it.
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In fucking Mueller 😂
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I hope they bring a class action lawsuit for all this BS. This is getting ridiculous!
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🚨🚨🚨Hey attorneys out there, how is this legal and not kidnapping or stalking?!! Dems are forced under pressure to sign an agreement to be stalked by an officer and if they refuse to sign the republicans literally lock you up against your will at the House of Representatives until the next vote? 😡😡😡
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I'd do it again and make them take you to jail. Can't have the quarum if you're in jail. Make them physically drag you there.
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Never consent to that shit.
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Every agent needs to have a dog tag on them with a "if found lost or abandoned, please call ..." Because Lord knows they can't get themselves back to home base.
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Excuse me?!? Like WTF?!? If my “security detail” was chastising me I would be like “muthphucka who do you think you work for?” If he can’t keep up with a lil old lady his ass needs to retire.
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Wrote this one Kevin’s timeline and thought I’d share it here.
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I don't understand how this is not kidnapping or some other similar charge. They're forcing these people to basically be held hostage against their will for political reasons. This country has completely lost it.
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Sounds like the Dept for Public Safety's escort for Texas state representative Sheryl Cole is on secondment from Meal Team Six of the Gravy Seals #Txlege
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It feels absolutely illegal.
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Dems should have burned those "permission slips"
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I certainly hope she told him to go fuck himself. All day everyday.
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I remember when state employees bent over backwards to treat members of the Legislature with absolute respect.
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I’m wondering if they are looking to arrest them for anything. I hope they don’t litter. They’ll instantly be handcuffed and shackled. 😳
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He lost you on a walk. He must be in great shape.
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Maybe they should be in better shape. 🤷♂️
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She should go back to Austin and stick by her colleague’s side.
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Texas Republicans are a criminal gang with cops on their payroll.
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I guess what I want to know is how in the hell any of them would sign such a thing, that's first,second how is this even legal,and where is everybody's lawyers?
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Lost her. Texas cops are useless as law enforcement, but well-suited to bullying.
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Now, where would I drag my "escort?" An inordinately long shopping expedition in the feminine protection aisle? Checking out the lube and sex toy selection at the local adult book store? Maybe a WEEN concert?
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Chay GPT calls it a crime
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Might be a fuck off moment hmmm??
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Sorry, but none of the Dems should have signed
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Unless you OBEY, arrest or beating. Or both.
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Lord help us!
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Shit like this is why not one of them should have signed that nonsense agreement
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Wow. Low fitness standards for LE.
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Lucky you weren’t tased…or worse.
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Time for a national divorce.
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This would be funny if it weren’t terrifying
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What crime?
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Contracts signed under duress are unenforceable. These "permission slips" are void because they were signed under threat of false imprisonment by not being allowed to leave the capitol.
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was he grossly overweight?
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Most DPS agents are kinda tubby so I am sure she could lose him
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Shouldn'ta signed the permission slip.
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Insane. Unbelievable.
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Hortifying
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re-upping this since it's in the news AGAIN! bsky.app/profile/supe...
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"If you walk up that hill I will taze you!"
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What dafuck is going on there?
Hot Wheels?
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You all should have never signed those forms. That’s is a complete violation of your civil liberties. You should sue immediately, how completely disrespectful.
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Gravy Seals strike again
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I can’t believe how easily Americans accepted fascism
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Turbo Granny made the goose-stepper eat her dust!
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Am i surprised this state is full of pathetic thugs? Not for a god damned second.
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Dude got distracted by the spider sculpture
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Texas is another state I won't set a foot in nor spend any dollars for businesses homed in the state, until the fascists are forced out!
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I’d like to take a wild guess at his fitness level, based on the pictures of the other “agents” we’re seeing on the streets. Not exactly a healthy looking group.
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The cop couldn't keep up with a woman in her sixties, and his response is to threaten to arrest her?
I...what are we even doing here?
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This is in keeping with the dildo-leavers in Mount Pleasant, DC, that ICE put out a promotional video about: these jackbooted thugs are, shall we say, not up to physical demands
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Texas DPS officer Paul Blart’s segway clearly had trouble with the trails
