My love language is acts of desperation.
pROBlem
@studbuddydudeman.bsky.social
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I’m not just dumb, I’m downright stupid. FREE 🇵🇸!!!
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I prefer ket over coke due to the disassociation. You can’t panic when you’re not really there.
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I started taking a new multivitamin pack that has testosterone boosting adaptogens in it, and let’s just say… they be working. 🥵
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Exerting calories looking for sustenance in this economy??? I think not.
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Call that a Grindr notification.
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It’s now progressed into “Do I have neurogenic bladder from the spinal surgery, prostatitis, a UTI, or a secret Labubu thing?”
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I’m picturing the copper cup asking for spare change. 😂
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I miss the days when I could cruise a guy and never have to see him again. Now it’s 50 year old dudes that hang outside the university library men’s bathroom on their phones asking “Who’s looking for anon?”. Like you’re not anon when you’re standing there looking like someone’s lost horny dad.
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Cruising is done subtly and often times results in random one off encounters. It’s not seeing who all is currently at “Ye Old Glory Hole”.
