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One of the top three ex-urban undead in the greater Portland area!

I usually post about politics, technology, culture, and snarky jokey internet shit.

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America needs a socialist revolution ASAP

He / Him, NW USA

  1. "This summer... It's about Florpin' Time!"

    The reason Hollywood loves prequels is because narratively zero risk is involved and you can stuff more nostalgia into it.

    Audiences know Florpo is gonna make it, and will appreciate finding out the mysterious origin of his beloved catchphrase "let's get florping, buddy"

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  2. Is that good

    NEW: Four National Guard armories were breached weeks apart in incidents previously undisclosed, with evidence pointing toward a possible inside job. Sensitive equipment was taken. We learned FBI took point, but it declined to confirm its involvement.

    By me w/ records via @propertyofthepeople.org

    A string of US armory break-ins, kept quiet by authorities for months, points to a growing security crisisβ€”and signs of an inside job.

    Thieves Target Tennessee National Guard Facilities, Stealing Night Vision Googles and More

    A string of US armory break-ins, kept quiet by authorities for months, points to a growing security crisisβ€”and signs of an inside job.

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  3. Our government belongs in hell and if you voted for them then go fuck yourself

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