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Pretty sure they’re down here in my basement. Come on ICE take a look down this dank hole. Don’t mind the smell.
But nobody can afford grocery store serotonin anymore….. I have to make my own using dandelions and resentment ☹️
Here in Georgia it’s apparently always high of 82 degrees and a 24% chance of rain now.
Almost like she was too busy winning historic Academy Awards.
What a douche.
It is super escapist, and I find I need that when the world is too hard. It’s like a soapy mix of American Downton Abbey and chaste Bridgerton.
“For whom”. Jesus.
Sweden will throw in some IKEA meatballs and an ABBA Gold album on CD if you buy Gripen. Go for it!
In the Handmaid’s Tale the commanders never do, either. Not once.