Hardest I've laughed all week. Clever!
sysdesigner
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Programmer, sommelier, and politically central
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Book banning is top of mind for DeSantis while his entire state is failing. Lots of ideology. But little administrative skill.
'We’ll be vindicated': DeSantis says state will appeal judge's ruling in book ban lawsuit
Gov. Ron DeSantis says he believes his administration will be "vindicated" in appeal to federal judge's ruling in book ban lawsuit.
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This is the greatness Republicans want to export to the rest of the country.
finance.yahoo.com/news/florida...
Florida is now the 2nd most financially distressed state in the US — topped only by Texas, Google helps reveal
They also ranked sixth in the change in number of bankruptcy filings from 2025 to 2025.
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It's sad when old people go out of their way to make you think they're virile. Maybe Putin will try this next.
RFK Jr. Awkwardly Hauls Dr. Oz Up a Cliff in Bonkers MAHA Stunt
Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. dragged Medicare chief Dr. Mehmet Oz up a cliff face in a bizarre show of MAHA strength. Less than a week after a gunman opened fire at the...
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Trump: I am the government and I am here to help you by severely limiting your personal freedom. You're welcome.
Didn't Reagan say something about being from the government and helping?
Trump’s Unhinged D.C. Post: ‘The White House Is in Charge’
President Donald Trump has doubled down on his campaign against crime in Washington, D.C., with another Truth Social post in which he boldly proclaimed: “The White House is in charge.” The post, publi...
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Because nothing says "Peace Prize" like bombing Iran.
Why is he so hot for this like it's a 20 something MAGA influencer? Did Obama get on? Oh, yeah. Maybe that's it.
Trump told Norwegian minister he wants Nobel Prize, newspaper says
OSLO (Reuters) -When U.S. President Donald Trump called Norway's finance minister last month to discuss tariffs, he also told him he wanted the Nobel Peace Prize, Norwegian business daily Dagens Naeri...
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Translation: Chicken Shit Trump is disgusted by black and homeless people so he needs the National Guard to make sure they stay off the streets so he doesn't have to see them on his rides to and from his golf course.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Trump takes over DC police in extraordinary move, deploys National Guard in capital
President Donald Trump said on Monday he was deploying 800 National Guard troops to Washington and putting the city's police department under federal control, an extraordinary assertion of presidential power in the nation's capital.
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What do you think Republicans would do if Joe Biden did the things that Trump does? The would have shit fire at them. They would be in the news every day tearing them all new assholes. The difference between how Democrats and Republicans respond to stress couldn't be clearer. Brilliant strategy.
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Now here is the framework for a real plan. Stop focusing on Republicans. Make every Democrat in Congress uncomfortable. Call THEM to task. It is THEIR job to stop the Republicans. If they want another term, they better be in the headlines for fighting.
www.jackhopkinsnow.com/p/the-post-t...
The Message That Should Have Lit a Fire — But Barely Sparked
The Alarming Proof That Even the “Awake” Crowd Is Hitting Snooze
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Well, that’s an illegal waste of taxpayer money and law enforcement resources. It’s also a sign that their election rigging coup project is more important than their ethnic cleansing project.
Flag: Republican John Cornyn says the FBI has agreed to his request to help track down the Texas state Democrats who left the state to block a severely gerrymandered congressional map.
