This is fucking genius: “Now Prescott will be piloting an offense that has about as much life to it as Payne Stewart’s Learjet”
"This team is like the Titanic, if everyone on the Titanic had been a white supremacist with too much hairspray and a really skewed idea of what good Mexican food is." The COWBOYS are shit. defector.com/why-your-tea...
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