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TBogg

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Bassets, complaints, swears

  1. This is fucking genius: “Now Prescott will be piloting an offense that has about as much life to it as Payne Stewart’s Learjet”

    "This team is like the Titanic, if everyone on the Titanic had been a white supremacist with too much hairspray and a really skewed idea of what good Mexican food is." The COWBOYS are shit. defector.com/why-your-tea...

    Some people are fans of the Dallas Cowboys. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Dallas Cowboys. This 2025 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews s...

    Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Dallas Cowboys | Defector

    Some people are fans of the Dallas Cowboys. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Dallas Cowboys. This 2025 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews s...

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  2. Ripley* and Rosalita** Esperanza*** Beyoncé**** went on strike on the walk home from the beach. I should note that this happened four(4) times in the block and a half it takes to get home.

    *from "Alien" **Springsteen song ***From Spalding ****Random name I plucked out of the air that no ones uses

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  3. Michelle Obama cooks ESPN: "If I watch ESPN for an hour it's like watching The Real Housewives of Atlanta. It's the same drama, they're yelling at each other, they don't get along. Stephen A. Smith would be a great Real Housewife. What's the difference? It's just drama."

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  4. America is 248 years old and Trump keeps calling it “the hottest country in the world” despite it being 234 years older than his normal target age for fuckability.

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  5. I see $50k going towards a new F150 and an OnlyFans account instead of catching up on child support for those kids they only get to see every third weekend and every other Christmas.

    Maybe throw in an American flag to liven up the wall in their sad divorced dad studio apartment.

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  6. THE NEW DIRECTOR OF THE BUREAU OF LABOR STATISTICS IS GOING TO COUNT THIS AS A JOB. TWO JOBS IF YOU RAKE THE LEAVES. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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