It’s important to tell everyone you think Valentine’s Day is just a dumb, made up holiday. As opposed to all of the other holidays, found naturally occurring in the wild.
Andrew Nadeau
@theandrewnadeau.bsky.social
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Comedian, Writer, Producer of Spitfire Comedy, Founder of PersonaEssential.com
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I put together the ultimate triathlon relay team. It’s me, a cheetah, and a dolphin. The only problem is the dolphin is really fucking us up on the bike section.
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Worst mystery novel I’ve ever read. The thing in “What to expect when you’re expecting”? It’s just a baby.
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I bet Pandora would be furious about how popular unboxing videos have become.
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Beekeeper is the least impressive job. Buddy, I’VE got bees. Getting them to leave is the hard part.
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Made the trolley problem harder.
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The most relatable part of A Christmas Carol is a writer not making his Halloween deadline so just going, “Fuck it. They’re Christmas ghosts now.”
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I would never get my kids an elf on the shelf because I wouldn’t trust an elf who had that job. That’s clearly the kind of remote outpost assignment they give you when you fuck up so bad they want to fire you but can’t risk making the reason why public.
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mary: well, I just had a baby… in a barn. so, thanks to everyone who brought gifts. the gold, the perfumes. all things babies love. also the child who inexplicably played drums, like, right in my face. this… this was great.
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becoming a dentist because I have a LOT of opinions on which toothpaste I recommend but right now nobody cares
