The fucking protein powder has a shrink wrap arbitration agreement now? This is like a nightmare law school hypo
Open the bottom with a can opener instead.

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Or give it to somebody else to open.
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Back in the day I read a "how to build your own PC" book that recommend opening computer parts from the bottom of the box so if you had to return it, the seal would be intact and you wouldn't have to pay a restocking fee.