Orlando Bloom Spotted At Dinner With Angela Merkel theonion.com/orlando...
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Cute couple.
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This made me laugh so hard!!
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Lip readers said Bloom asked her to go home with him
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🤣
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I knew it!
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☝️💸 These are times when you can't surprise anyone with dinner with a prostitute...
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Hope he's into BDSM and austerity because she will have him in bondage until he pays his debt by 2036
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I ship it.
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Pretty sure Pete Davidson boinked her first!
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Fucking brilliant.
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missed it (former world leader) by that much: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanna_M...
Sanna Marin - Wikipedia
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Merkel came in like a wreaking ball..
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I bet … 🤣
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This would have been funnier to me if I'd known before seeing it that Merkel and Trudeau just split up.
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They would make an awesome couple.
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SNL predicted it would be Obama.
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Honestly, took me a hot second.
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Not for nothing but I’d ship them
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Ooh-la-la!
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😂
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"I never thought I'd be dining side by side with an Elf."
"What about side by side with a friend?"
"Ja, I could do that."
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Merkel saw Trudeau's move and said, “Hold my schnitzel.”
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Fully CLOTHED, no less!
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Match made in heaven 🥵
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ELI5 pls
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💕TEAM ORGELA💕
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Good for her
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Katie’s over him and has moved on to Rupert Murdoch
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She’s about to get pregnant
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wut?
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This will make Joachim sauer.
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Was für essen?
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Well, I don’t know how disrespected Merkel is. but it’s hard for her to be less respected than Trudeau.
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Cmon people just laugh and move on.
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So stinking funny. Take that Katie!
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They were both big in the aughties....
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the difference is she's still with her husband
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That's Ty Burell
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HOPE WE GET TO CONGRATULATE THEM VERY, VERY SOON!!! SOUNDS LIKE WINNING!!!
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Haha laughed out loud
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Now do me. I want AI to have me sitting for dinner with….
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I see sparks! ✨
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😂
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Good for them lol
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Brilliant!
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That made me lol. I'm a coffee shop.
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🤣
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Well-played
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Well played! 👍
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“You have my bow” said Bloom “Wir schaffen das” replied Angela.
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Oh, Angela seems to like much older men with pointy ears.
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"People want to know - is it serious?"
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Wiener schnitzel Angie?
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Dinner with Angela
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I guess pic was taken by Joachim Sauer, Angela's husband. They'll make a throuple.
Change my mind.
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Waiting for the paddleboard pictures...
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at least it wasn't Katy Perry like former PM Trudeau
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I think he just took a few days off after that glorious Bezos wedding...
