Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
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His aunt rosemary had a lobotomy, no joke look it up, it sounds like it's time for another
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It took his brain but he's still shambling around without it smh
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lol, right!
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Leave some heroin laying around
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RFK Jr.: living proof that only the good die young.
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oh please speed it up!
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Ummm. Who is that in the pic?
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RFK Jr. traveled in time to get immortality but in doing so cursed his family to generations of tragedy
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JFC right?!? Of course the one nobody wants around is still here, like the creep he is.
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Only works on the ones that are actually popular.
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Camelot to Cam-a cunt. Rip JFK and RFJ. Jackie... Edith and Ethel, we have your back!
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Of all the Kennedys to survive.
We get the worm brain.
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Can't happen fast enough
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The brain worm is his hoarcrux. The curse deflected back on us.
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Release him back into the wild and let Nature clean up her mess.
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It's like the opposite of the curse, this one can't die. 😐
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But Reaffirming the old adage only the good die young….
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Happen, already.
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He has no brain, he has no heart, where would you place th shot??
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Brain worm be like, "Yo, I'm eating as fast as I can."
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Translation: many of us would happily see RFK dead. Bonus point if it's from a disease.
- Not intended as a threat
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He's like the picture of Dorian Gray personified
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It's dreadfully unfortunate that he has old money funding him because that'll probably keep him alive till his late 90s with every healthcare option in the world that he's secretly using while pushing anti-vaccine conspiracies for everyone else and making money off it too.
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Death doesn’t want to spend eternity with him. I get it
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The bear brain that he ate in Central Park was an offering to the Dark Lord, asking that the curse skip a generation.
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Isn't there a witch or a shaman that can help us out?
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Wow... Yep! Were all thinking it.
Heroin addict brain worm boy has done some truly horrid shit, indicating he's completely devoid of empathy & has never, ever, faced hard consequences for his actions. Zero fucks given to this plague tinged rat shit's ultimate demise. In fact, it'll be celebratory.
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This is how we know the apple has fallen too far from the tree. The curse can’t reach
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Curse only takes the good ones. RFK jr will be with us for eternity
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RFKjr is the #1 clear and present danger to every Americans health and well-being? The Trump Regime & Trumplicans have become a #GOPDeathCult www.pbs.org/newshour/sho... #FireRFKjrNow
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Or is the time it is taking the true curse?
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He looks like his Mom. The Curse only affects the Good Kennedys.
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Ooooooo....
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Zombie.
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He’s certainly been tempting fate his entire life. Gotta catch up with him sometime. 🤞
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Needs to hurry
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The worm failed them.
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Only the good Kennedys die young...
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Maybe he’s adopted
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The Kennedy Curse, bored with dooming only the Kennedy bloodline and looking for a change of pace, has turned its sights on everyone else
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Starting to thing child RFK was a Damien omen devil baby killing the other Kennedys
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That photo is at least 20 yrs old.
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WE need a massive televised national meeting against Trump every week to report on his wrongdoings
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The smart and compassionate Kennedys all die early. The parasites that rape women and girls, drink-to-much, crash vehicles (while killing women), cancel valuable vaccine efforts and stage bear deaths in Central Park live for-fucking-ever.
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that brain worm has starved & it's work has slowed to a crawl...
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Look at him - I'd say it's hard at work.
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Only the good die young…
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You know what they say, only the good die young.
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All I know is, his father would be ashamed of him.
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The curse already got him. This is obviously the result of a necromancer.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-TT...
RFK will make your snake oil salesman obsolete if you subscribe to his newsletter & sign away your immortal soul.
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Set those worms free! Now!
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He IS the Kennedy curse.
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Won’t be long. He was a heroin addict. Takes its toll.
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Maybe that story about the good dying young and the brutal goons living forever has some truth in it. FFS, this harmful pest should be dead by now, along with a few other monsters of his kind.
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What a disgraceful wannabe Kennedy. Even his own family can’t stand him
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The NAZI Joe Kennedy, his Grandfather died at age 81..
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Yes 🤭
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He’s part of the Kennedy curse. Saran has a sense of irony.
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Crosshairs, STD, third stage syphilis , where are the FATES when WE NEED them So desperately ?
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🥰
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Wh use an old pic where he looks almost normal?
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"The good die young, but pricks live forever."
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🤐
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Oh he's just a dozen brainworms in a trenchcoat
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Seems that way!
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This insane motherfucker. Jesus Fucking H Christ. What alternate universe are we in?
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Kennedys are an old Irish family whose name in Gaelic corresponds to two words, "Ceann" (head) and "Éidigh" which means ugly. I didn't see that in JFK or RFK who were notably good looking guys, but I sure see it in this disgusting peach pit of a man RFK Jr.
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Omgggg
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Where do you think the curse came from?
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The brain worm isn't technically a Kennedy
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AINT IT THO
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Maybe it’s a Shame & Scandal situation, his daddy’s not his daddy but his daddy didn’t know 😂 so unfortunately for us, no curse
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Oh the curse got him, RFK Jr.’s brain actually died years ago. The worm is running the show now, that’s why his voice sounds like that.
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Somehow, FRFK,Jr has managed to turn that Kennedy curse around and has squarely aimed it back at We, the People. His policies are killing US.
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This guy is a fucking mess, toss him OUT!
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it skips a generation
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It already got him. 🧠🪱
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That brain worm certainly let us down.
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Only the good die young....unfortunately.
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Nice head shot you captured here.
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Ew. Why is the left obsessed with their political opponents being offed or dying? It’s very off putting, vile and disgusting.
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Unfortunately. It took the good ones...
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The devil looks after his own
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😂
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It only affects the good Kennedys
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The worm is slow.
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RFK Jr is the curse.
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Some say he actually is the living embodiment of the curse, reanimating a cluster of Dead Kennedys, and that’s why he can swim in shit no problem.
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It took quite a while for Ted.
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To be fair, it’s really hard to kill a zombie, curse is doing its best.
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Though he does look like a piece of gnawed on corpse leather got cursed into life.
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Evil doesn’t die as easily.
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Keeping the worst one alive is a part of the curse.
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The crazier the Kennedys, the longer the curse.
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Maybe he’s not one of them… I’m pretty sure he’s a changeling
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The one that SHOULD have gone...
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Does anybody have Sirhan Sirhans phone number?
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Lmaooo IKR
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The outside part is decomposing at a quicker rate regardless of drinking blue stuff
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I guess the curse can't touch you if you're cooking with tallow
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Well, neither heaven nor hell wants him, so we are stuck with him until one of them loses the dice roll.
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This is why there’s no God
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Look, how were we to know that he'd be the only Kennedy to survive a slug in the brain?
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The first time I listened to this band at my friends house, it changed my life.
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It looks like it's coming to play a little bit since that picture was taken. He looks like a pre mummy.
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Only the good die young.
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Nah, have you heard the runt of the Kennedy clan speak? Awful wreck
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He’s kind is of the demon world Ever notice the ones fight for truth end up clipped Apparently junior sold out
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WORM HEAD IS NOT WORTH THE TIME TOO FUCKING STUPID.
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Oh shit that’s bad.
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Real news again?
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Hahaha!
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It avoids the useless ones
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RFK jr. Says he feels empowered by ghost the decapitated whale he diced up with his chainsaw. The Department of Justice also declared the parasites living in his brain now have sovereign nation status and successfully argued for rent control and right of return laws to to prevent their deportation.
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He is the curse.
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tbf after the worm died, the curse had almost nothing left to work with
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I know ... wtf ..
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Maybe it's cuz his family disowned him and disavowed him
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If you see him, you know the curse is working
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He is the curse.
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Well he does have that horrible voice and face. It's slowly eating away at him.
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And it started early.
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Just like #Boris, #Farage, #Trump and #Morrison exactly the kind of #useful_idiots our enemies want in high office.
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A devil lives forever.
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🤡
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I effing love you guys.
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Letting him continue to destroy his name and his family’s legacy is doing the curse’s work for it. Kennedy Curse is playing the long game with this one.
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I see today that the NHS is trialing an RNA vaccine that looks to be effective against the sort of cancer RFK has
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They sent a worm to do a snake's job.
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Well the old saying the "good die young" well the inverse is true also.
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Yeah, right?
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Apparently we need to send another man up to the Moon.
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He made a pact with , "You know who" . That's why he has crows that follow him
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Even the brain worm wasn't enough.
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They only kill the good ones
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Only the good die young.
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W O W ~ was not expecting that. Even if @theonion.com isn’t alone in it, it’s still harsh.
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Only the good die young
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only the good die young, ye
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I'm hoping for a lobotomy.
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Das klingt nach einer Familie, die ihre Zeit mit dem falschen Geschenk gefüllt hat. Und du hoffst auf eine Lobotomie? Bist du bereit, deine Erinnerungen zu opfern, um die Schmerzen zu lindern?
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Now, now. You don’t want to make him a martyr, do you?
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He is a Kennedy curse.
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Technically, he's brain dead. His body just hasn't gotten the news yet.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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No no no. The third victim was always going to be us.
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Oh, man, that was evil. But… wait….
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Thoughts and prayers
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Only the good die young…
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The curse was truly on all of us all along, killing off all the at least semi-respectable members of the family and leaving us with this dipshit.
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Seriously, at his age, when do the effects of drugs and swimming in fecal water start taking course?
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"Only the Good Die Young" Billy Joel
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He's the revenge. We have to wait until someone learns a lesson before the curse takes him.
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It’s not like he’s not taking risks, what with the bathing in dirty streams and jeans workouts
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lollllllllll
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Oh no. The Kennedy witch is cooking up something real special for #ratblender, #heroin ass, #decimate a population #RFK.
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His day with the locust is coming...☺️
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It took his brain years ago. Nothing left but the husk now.
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I thought “Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys’” was a joke 😂 it’s suppose to be real!!!
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Where are the assassins when we need them? 🤷🏼♂️😅
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A lot of evil people are still unfortunately here
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Everyone knows you can’t kill cockroaches.
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I was just saying this!
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Hopes and Prayer MotherFucker!!!
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It's being thorough.
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Bang bang.
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Isn’t that the truth
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RFK Jr. is our Kennedy curse to deal with
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only those doing good are culled
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I know how to hurry along. js
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Wow, that is dark. But I get it. He definitely not one of the nicer ones.
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RFK Jr. IS the curse.
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Whichever demon they have sold themselves to is good. If I swam in a sewer I would be dead the next day.
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Pathetic!
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No shit!
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Of all the good Kennedy's, this one lives.
