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“The discoloration on the president’s hand is superficial and no cause for worry—in fact, it is probably one of his healthiest anatomical regions,” said White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/

WASHINGTON—As they called attention to his alarmingly sallow complexion and rapidly deteriorating brain function, White House officials sought to quell speculation Monday over the bruising on Presiden...

White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body

WASHINGTON—As they called attention to his alarmingly sallow complexion and rapidly deteriorating brain function, White House officials sought to quell speculation Monday over the bruising on Presiden...

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  9. iranphotos.bsky.social profile picture

    Rose🌹 @iranphotos.bsky.social

    Trump looks like the sort of guy in a sci-fi movie who would get bitten by an alien entity but would try to conceal it till the last moment. 😁

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    @ginalolajupiter.bsky.social

    He’s on Coumadin a blood thinner which needs weekly titration in the hand for some reason. My FIL had the same

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  19. Ubique @libelandprivacy.bsky.social

    vomit verb 1 he needed to vomit BE SICK, spew, heave, retch, gag, get sick; informal throw up, puke, purge, hurl, barf, upchuck, ralph 2. I vomited my breakfast REGURGITATE, bring up, spew up, cough up, lose; informal throw up, puke, spit up. noun a coat stained with vomit VOMITUS, informal, puke

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  20. i_like_hot_tea @ilikehottea.bsky.social

    given all this attention, they're likely going to move IV administration of whatever is going on further up his sleeve.

    i mean...

    I don't know anything. but if i was a gambler i'd put money on all of that

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    DMin @vardm-65.bsky.social

    It's battle scars, he's been in hand to hand combat in the Great War at the Battle of Cracker Barrel.

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    Dao Jones @geosb3.bsky.social

    There's only one thing I wish for: that that Nobel committee finally gets its act together and realizes that Trump deserves the Nobel Bruise Prize.

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    @tattttms.bsky.social

    His very small hands make the small bruise look much larger than it would be on normal size hands

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    @patricia59.bsky.social

    LOL I had to look twice and see this was The Onion, because for a second I actually believed she said this!

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  58. @trythisagain.bsky.social

    She needed to use the term anatomical regions? I don’t want to know about his anatomical regions! Disgusting! She should know from all the sucking of anatomical regions she does.

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    Orion @gengiskhan.bsky.social

    Pay attention. Donald Felon Trump is the greatest threat to world stability and peace. Trump is a lunatic, sadistic, narcissistic and arrogant old man who has learned nothing good from old age. Trump thinks he can rules the whole world. Wake up world, while there's still time.

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