You just gotta LOVE MAD MAGAZINE!!!
He’s been a miserable failure his ENTIRE life.
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He got his wealth from his father and his stupid TV show. I will never forgive NBC for portraying him as a successful and wealthy businessman when he was almost bankrupt
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And since practice makes perfect, he is now a PERFECT miserable failure in every category—quite an accomplishment for one soulless demon!
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And now he's dragging the entire nation down.
But he'd be nothing without Republican collaborators. They're all just as guilty as he is.
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Literally an example of "Failing up". Dude's first job was just signing papers. Like, his dad put him in charge of a company where he had workers go out and purchase appliances, then they would install them in apartments his dad owned at a massive markup, and Trump pocketed the difference.
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When my time machine is complete and I'm on my way back to kill baby Hitler, I'm making a stop at Fred Trump's house.
