IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
🐖🪩 hamball IS the Midwest
@tikkikki.bsky.social
1340 Followers
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I've been told I'm all the drama and none of the fun.
Often thwarted by autocorrect thinking it knows best and my lack of proofreading.
Catchphrase: I don’t know what that is.
Bluesky’s OG Iowa Hawkeyes fan. Your Hawkeye Fairy Godmother™️, if you will.
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Absolutely not.
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Oh god, yes. I hate limp handshakes. They are so gross.
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Nah, no need for that.
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Oh, there’s a whole running high five I do with a guy much taller than me. It’s a whole thing.
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I don’t really care. It’s weird and I don’t like it.
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I wish boys knew they could high five me like a man. Don’t pussyfoot around my high five. HIGH FIVE ME LIKE A MAN, BITCH
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Does 8 Ball have a number?
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I see.
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That doesn’t make it right.