“Viagra Falls”
Topher Lane
@topherlane.bsky.social
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Snark is my love language. Educator, filmmaker, and writer. Fierce ally to women, LGBTQIA+, and animals! Colorado dude.
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What? He lied???
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Maybe all the democrats should flee to a country that values democracy. You know, like all those republicans who whet to mother Russia on July 4th to embrace their descent into dictatorship?
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As soon as they started pledging pro bono work to him, the entire profession went into the depths of hell
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Clearly, he has never used a flashlight 🔦
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Do the “poop-in-a-box” test annually. It can detect problems far earlier than a colonoscopy every five years.
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Do it. With camera rolling. In prime time. And let him expose EVERYTHING he knows as his “deathbed confession”!
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Look at that, the mob boss in chief delivered after his blatant threat was heeded.
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When ANYONE wants to hold hands a pray at the dinner table? Nope! Imma eat my food quietly and y’all can do your thing, but I have NO obligation to participate in YOUR religious activities.
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Reaching out to say, “If you forget everything you know and burn any records, we’ll get you out of prison. If not, maybe you get to see Jeffrey again real soon” like any good mob boss does, through his consigliere.