Jedi McBeardface
@tripledaddy.bsky.social
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Stay-at-home father of three. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
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I literally did the "Kuzco's poison" lines in the car today.
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Two X-Wings against a Star Destroyer?
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Stop teasing me with a good time.
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Excellent Johnny Dangerously gif use. To this day I say "Once," like that.
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The Bangles played my high school.
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My daughter played the soundtrack on a near-continuous loop all summer. I assume she's still doing the same at college.
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Written by someone who has never been to Epcot.